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Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating advice is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to meer modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who belong to your cirkel of friends.
The New Way:
~While there is some comfort in going out with guys you've known since grade school, remember that the whole point is dating is to get to know new people. The spirit of the new decade is overcoming boundaries, and a great way to take part in it is door dating outside your usual "type" of group. For instance, just because you're a computer geek, it doesn't mean that u can't go out with a cute basketbal player. All it takes is a little confident. If Troy and Gabriella from High School Musical of Rachel and Finn from Glee were able to do it, why can't you?

The Old Way:
~Wait door the phone for him to call to ask u out.
The New Way:
~The old saying, "Never call a boy first", may have been right during your grandmother's time, but with all the ways of communication available now, it seems silly not to drop him any hints that you're interested. Text him, chat him over Yahoo Messenger, leave a message on his Facebook Wall, of mention him on Twitter. u don't have to ask him out straight up if you're not comfortable with it, but it's okay to remind him that you're around if he wants to hang out.

The Old Way:
~Ask him to pick u up from your house.
The New Way:
~Sure, there's still some merit to having a guy toon up at your doorstep, then drop u off after the datum for a possible Hollywood-style goodnight kiss. But there's also no reason why u can't meet him at a public place, like the restaurant where u plan to have avondeten, diner of the bowling alley where u intended to hang out. Arriving and leaving on your own saves time---and it helps u avoid an awkward drive home pagina if the datum goes sour.

The Old Way:
~Just have a avondeten, diner and watch movie.
The New Way:
~It's not the 50's anymore---dating doesn't have to mean avondeten, diner and movie all the time. Though it's great to share a meal and see a cool flick, there are tons of other fun activities u can do together without spending too much like playing at the park, bowling, ice skating and many more. u can even bring some mutual vrienden along to avoid any uncomfortable first-date experience moments. inpakken, wrap up the dag (or night) at a quiet coffee koop so u can grab a bite, talk about your adventures together, and get to know each other in peace.

The Old Way:
~Sit pretty and let him make all the decisions.
The New Way:
~The days when girls were not much meer than decoration for the avondeten, diner tafel, tabel are long gone. Most of the guys like girls who think for themselves, and who can churn out meer than just, "Anywhere u want, it's up to you" in response to the question, "So, where do u want to go?" Feel free to suggest a restaurant u love of an activity u find interesting. Your datum will appreciate your sharing the pressure of decision-making and will respect u meer for it.

The Old Way:
~Turn away all his compliments so u won't seem too eager of mayabang.
The New Way:
~One of the most common compliments among guys is that girl's can't seem to take a compliment. There's no need for u to bring yourself down of tell him, "You're just saying that." Accept his praise with grace! Nine times out of 10, he's telling the truth and u know it. A simple "Thank you" will toon that you're confident and comfortable with your self---plus, he'll appreciate being thanked for noticing how nice u look in your dress of how much pretty u are.

The Old Way:
~Introduce your datum to your parents first.
The New Way:
~While your parents' opinions definitely matter, putting your guy in the hot zitplaats, stoel too soon exerts unnecessary pressure on the relationship. A guy who doesn't know u that well may not yet be ready for your Mom's loaded statements and your Dad's underhanded threats. It's best to wait for things to become serious before bringing him home pagina to your family. It also helps u avoid all the awkward vragen when things end before they can truly begin.

The Old Way:
~Expect fireworks and romance on a one-on-one date.
The New Way:
~These days, there's a huge difference between a friendly date and a date-date. A guy won't break out the flowers, chocolates, and sweet gestures right away. Chances are, he'll call it "hanging out" and fall a few notches sort of The Perfect Gentleman In Your Head. The modern girl knows not to expect too much from a single date---and knows that chemistry and attraction can never be forced.




The Classics:

While some rules evolved overtime, there are still etched in the stone.

1.Be your self:
~Put your best foot forward, but make sure u stay true to who u are. Never lie to impress.

2.Be on time:
~We know u want to be fashionably late, but keeping him waiting any longer than 15 minuten is just a plain rude.

3.Wear an appropriate amount of makeup:
~It's a date, not a Halloween party! Simplicity is the key.

4.Don't spend the datum texting, tweeting, of Facebooking:
~Focus your attention on your datum and leave the social networking for later!

5.Avoid talking about other boys:
~He especially doesn't want to hear about how much u misses your ex of how cute of handsome your classmate of neighbor is.

6.Be a good listener:
~It's okay to talk about yourself, but make sure to ask him vragen and listen to his stories as well.

7.Don't nag:
~He'll appreciate if u call of text a few days after the datum to thank him and say u had fun, but don't harass him the volgende week of panic if he doesn't respond immediately.

8.Don't lead him on:
~If u realize you're not as interested in him as u thought, politely let him know when he asks u out again. It may upset him at first, but he'll surely appreciate your honestly in the long run.
posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 door tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most recent generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, door Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' door Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of artikels about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me stempel, punch themselves. Well here's some random useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe of something is ok, but think about what we can't call u door your friends.

2) if we're your best vrienden and u go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if u go out with another tomboy of skater of emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want u meer than u know.

4) we don't...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced door the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries u invite me in
I am the betrayal u could not have seen
The killer u thought u knew
One dag I will be your mother of your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to u as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If u are the phone company, I already sent the money. If u are my parents, please send money. If u are my financial aid institution, u didn't lend me enough money. If u are my friends, u owe me money. If u are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my top, boven 14 fave sayings and quotes :) Enjoy xx

14. u got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when braambes, blackberry and appel, apple where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in love when u cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minuten later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if u are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when u get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the commentaar box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up space so the artikel will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hallo everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the auteur of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope u like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell u where of why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One dag there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to bed she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in writing and are not mistakes of bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune koekjes, cookies are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only door preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, door the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all vragen about twilight that u can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book meld on the most boring boeken of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that u hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible auteur and her boeken make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys of something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball of swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by ilovetowrite
How do u find motivation to exercise when u just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this vraag every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help u with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and toon your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they zei your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a vraag and say some thing random like.. i like cheese... of carrots are pink... of say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy u get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a sok with pennies, and then demand all of the food using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a random person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos of baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as u can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lam at the top, boven of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's food when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about random things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was brood on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is brood on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the brood is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and of eat the brood that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the brood off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the brood that is on yer head so u can on living without brood on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the brood that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating brood it is so if i tell u that there is brood on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of brood on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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