1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us of someone else will.
3. We teef about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If u won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing u in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches love Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like meer than u hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, of your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented door a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a maand for being a complete asshole, u don't.
13. Send us flowers for no apparent reason.
14. If u cry meer than we do thats a major no no.
15. u can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… of twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our favoriete things.
20. If u don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than u usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people u know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. u are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so u might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. of to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way meer than u do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, u better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand u don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When u break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with u two of three meer times.
33. No matter who u are of what u look like, it's always flattering when u hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. u look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we love you, there is nothing so filthy that u can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. u ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when u feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We love good morning texts from you.
43. We need u to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when u call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask u how your dag was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask u whats wrong and u say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want u to make the first move.
53. We love cheesy romantic comedies.
54. u want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our vrienden one dag and love them the next.
56. If we go down on u we expect u to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV toon the better.
58. We know u watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn u want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if u keep your gras cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can toon the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching u play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching u play video games ever.
64. u are required to like our best friend and if u don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who u drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like u to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, of being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco klok, bell of any fast food restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect u to remember our anniversary. Game over if u forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as u men.
82. We can be late, u can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would u like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if u don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that u did something wrong.
88. We love when u have a nickname for us that only u use.
89. Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We love it when u ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the dag we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our vrienden otherwise…
92. Never toon up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect u to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of u but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger u ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest datum u can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and avondeten, diner dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will love u for it.
99. If we really love you, we will do anything in our power not to let u go.
100.We couldn't love anything meer than when u tell us "I love you."
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us of someone else will.
3. We teef about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If u won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing u in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches love Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like meer than u hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, of your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented door a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a maand for being a complete asshole, u don't.
13. Send us flowers for no apparent reason.
14. If u cry meer than we do thats a major no no.
15. u can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… of twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our favoriete things.
20. If u don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than u usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people u know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. u are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so u might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. of to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way meer than u do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, u better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand u don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When u break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with u two of three meer times.
33. No matter who u are of what u look like, it's always flattering when u hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. u look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we love you, there is nothing so filthy that u can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. u ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when u feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We love good morning texts from you.
43. We need u to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when u call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask u how your dag was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask u whats wrong and u say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want u to make the first move.
53. We love cheesy romantic comedies.
54. u want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our vrienden one dag and love them the next.
56. If we go down on u we expect u to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV toon the better.
58. We know u watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn u want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if u keep your gras cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can toon the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching u play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching u play video games ever.
64. u are required to like our best friend and if u don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who u drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like u to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, of being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco klok, bell of any fast food restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect u to remember our anniversary. Game over if u forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as u men.
82. We can be late, u can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would u like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if u don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that u did something wrong.
88. We love when u have a nickname for us that only u use.
89. Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We love it when u ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the dag we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our vrienden otherwise…
92. Never toon up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect u to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of u but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger u ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest datum u can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and avondeten, diner dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will love u for it.
99. If we really love you, we will do anything in our power not to let u go.
100.We couldn't love anything meer than when u tell us "I love you."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the top, boven 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives u something to look vooruit, voorwaarts to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives u something to look vooruit, voorwaarts to."
The End
-if u love anime and Twilight,
then u are going to love this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
meer and meer the rumor of an anime Twilight toon is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in door (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor snel, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell Our Love
9 Selena Gomez A jaar Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor snel, swift Love Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor snel, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell Our Love
9 Selena Gomez A jaar Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor snel, swift Love Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 mannetjeseend, drake klok, bell I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when u hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when u hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry of love u more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave u with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me of come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to u and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if u let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and u too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
u will have your own life, everything u wanted with you.
u will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that u did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love u so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry of love u more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave u with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me of come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to u and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if u let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and u too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
u will have your own life, everything u wanted with you.
u will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that u did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love u so much...
~Reah