Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. door the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at Johnny.

Johnny: *Applies the brakes*
Driver: *Gets in front of Johnny's car*
Civilians: *Driving around the two, honking their horns*
Johnny: *Pulls out a 1911, and shoots two of the guys in the car*
Black Man: *Shoots Johnny's pistol with his MP7*
Johnny: *Ducks while punching the black man*
Black Man: *Drops his MP7*
Johnny: *Kicks the black man from the MP7, and grabs it*

Another black man got out of the car, and Johnny shot him.

Black Man: *Wrestles Johnny onto the ground, attempting to get his MP7 back*
Johnny: *Kicks the black man over him, and shoots him*

He got back into his car, and drove away. As he got off the highway, he stopped in front of a tall brick building, and saw a woman waiting for him.

Woman: u want to have fun mister? Come upstairs with me.
Johnny: *Makes his car disappear into his watch* This dag just keeps getting better, and better.

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Johnny Lightning

Starring Brett Dejneka as Johnny Lightning

A montage shortly begins with various characters from older episodes.

Commander Kane: *Looks at Ted as he enters his room. He turns off his laptop*
Mr. Craig: *Inside a trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese*
Lewis: *Runs with Mark, and Derek*
Estevez: *Looking to the left*

Also starring Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Sal: *Steps out of his car*
Mabel: *Picks up her phone*
Jess: *Sitting volgende to Kate*
Sid: *Gets out of a truck*

Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla

Trevor: *Knocks on the door*
Chris: *Sitting at a big tafel, tabel with eight meer people*
Henry: *Opens a door, and walks downstairs*
Ms. A: *Walks into her office, and opens a drawer*
Benjamin: *Pulling out a gun*

With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler

Debbie: *Walks into a room*
Enemy Spy: *Looks back, and sees smoke from dynamite, but the car explodes, and he is dead*
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith*
Charlotte: *She watches the women walk into the hotel*
Karen: *Walks onto the sidewalk in front of Johnny's house*

Episode 14: Montana

Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Ellie: *Runs out of Johnny's 1958 Plymouth Belvedere*
Virgil: *Checking his watch*

Special Guest Stars

John Boyega as Henry Dillinger

Brian: *Arrives with 457 other SJW members*

President Trump was standing on a balcony, enjoying the sunrise.

Chris Rock as Mel Parker

Ferris: *Types Anti-European Intelligence Service onto a zoek computer*
Talia: *Turns on a flashlight mounted onto her USP 45*
Discord: *Gets into a Bugatti Chiron, and starts the engine. A turn tafel, tabel turns the car to face the departure ramp*

Jamie Foxx as Warren Noble

Johnny: *Arrives at the pentagon in his Alfa Romeo*
Security Guard: He's here sir.
Commander Kane: Excellent.
Johnny: *Parks his car volgende to a trio of Chrysler's*
CIA Agent: hallo hey, look what we got here. Lightning's got himself a converteerbaar, cabriolet now.
Johnny: And u got matching cars with your brothers. How convenient.
CIA Agent: *Fistbumps Johnny* u be good now, okay?
Johnny: Will do. *Walks to Commander Kane*

When he entered his office, he quickly sat down, waiting for his boss to speak.

Commander Kane: I believe the Social Justice Warriors are going to plan a hostile threat against Canada.
Johnny: They seem to be all over the place. I just ran into some of their BLM members while I was doing a mission in Sweden.
Commander Kane: They've stolen a prototype from a convoy in Montana. We believe they may be somewhere in the eastern half of the state.
Johnny: When do I go to stop them?
Commander Kane: Now.
Johnny: *Nods, and stands up*
Commander Kane: And one other thing. Our vorige agent who went door the name Johnny Lightning cracked his nervous system while on assignment in Germany. He's counting on u to be his replacement. Don't fail him, because if u do, u will fail me.
Johnny: I won't let u down Commander. *Leaves the office*

Johnny walked into Mabel's room. He saw her with Ted.

Mabel: Good morning Johnny.
Johnny: Hello Mabel. Ted.
Ted: Hi John. Check out the new watch I made for you.
Johnny: *Picks up his watch* So besides spawning cars, what else can I do?
Mabel: We added a laser.
Ted: There's a very tiny button on the right side of the time adjuster. The time adjuster fires the laser when u hit that button.
Mabel: *Shows Johnny a square piece of metal on a nearby counter top* Here's a target for you.
Ted: Just aim at the metal when you're ready, and fire.
Johnny: *Points his watch at the metal, and fires the laser*
Mabel: Well done.
Johnny: *Stops*
Ted: The four cars that your predecessor had are still on the watch along with your Alfa Romeo. We also added a Nissan GTR, and a Chrysler 300.
Johnny: Now I can fit in with Lucius and his brothers.
Mabel: Good luck in Montana.
Johnny: *Winks as he walks out of the room*

At a big log cabine door a lake.

Mel: The Feminazis want revenge on the CIA for foiling their plot to rob money. As soon as we finish demolishing Canada, we'll destroy the Pentagon, and the entire District of Columbia.
Henry: What do we do if we encounter any resistance?
Mel: That's a stupid question. u kill them. *Hits a button on a remote, and watches a revolving wall* This arsenal is available to everyone, in order to stop any enemy attacks, big of small.
Henry: *Staring at the hundreds of guns in front of him* That'll get the job done.
Mel: *Watching two men walk to him*
BLM Soldier 4: We have the missiles waiting for u outside.
BLM Soldier 3: No one knows we have them.
Mel: Good, good. I'll call Warren so he can hack the codes, and we can launch the missiles into Canada.

Johnny made his way into Montana. He was driving towards a set of coordinates that would take him to the outskirts of Miles City. His Alfa Romeo shined in the sunlight.

Back at the log cabin

Warren: *Walks into the room, and sees Mel, and Henry* Where do u have the missiles?
Mel: Outside. Follow me.
Johnny: *Turns left, and goes onto a highway* I hope that Canadian agent I talked to is already there.
Mel: *Pulls off a tarp, and shows Warren the missiles* How long will it take u to get these ready?
Warren: Don't wait too long. Feel free to grab some lunch while I do this. When u come back, I'll already have the missiles set up to attack Canada.
Mel: Beautiful.
Johnny: *Sees the log cabin, and stops his car. He hits a button making the Alfa go back into his watch* Remington, do your best. *Puts a clip into his 1911R1*
Guards: *Walking around the cabin*
Johnny: That's a big ezel cabin. Must have a lot of money to spare if he can live there.

Mel & Henry drove a Suburban away from the big wooden house in order to go to a nearby Burger King.

Johnny: *Lays down behind a rock*

The Suburban continued into town.

Johnny: That was close. *Peaks out from behind the rock*
Guards: *Standing in front of the door*
Johnny: *Shoots both guards*
Mel: What was that? *Looks back*
Henry: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Sees the car coming back* Shit! *Runs down a field*

Johnny was trying to spawn a car from his watch for a faster getaway, but Mel leaned out of his window with a DX12 shotgun.

Mel: *Shoots once at Johnny*
Johnny: *Gets hit in the right leg, and falls down*
Henry: *Stops near Johnny*
Mel: *Gets out with Henry* Let's get u inside.

Inside a room on the 2nd floor of the log cabin, Johnny was tied to a chair, looking up at Mel, and Henry.

Mel: Now, let's begin our interrogation.
Johnny: What about my leg?
Henry: If u cooperate, we'll get u medical assistance. First u need to answer some questions.
Johnny: If u lost your cell phone, it's in the keuken-, keuken volgende to the refrigerator.
Mel: *Chuckles* Nice try. What organization are u from?
Johnny: BLM.
Henry: u are not from Black Lives Matter.
Johnny: You're right. I'm from British Lives Matter.
Henry: It's great that you're trying to get us to laugh, but u need to tell us the truth.

Warren walked into the room.

Johnny: Hello.
Warren: Shut up.
Mel: Are the missiles ready?
Warren: Oh we'll get that big bang very soon. Your targets in Canada will be nothing but craters.
Johnny: What is your target anyway?
Henry: Don't worry about it.
Johnny: Oh I get it now, you're gonna steal Cadillacs.

The timer on one of the missiles had 5 seconden left until launch.

Warren: It doesn't matter if we tell you. It'll be gone soon.

The timers hit zero, but instead of launching, the missiles exploded. Debris hit the rope restraining Johnny, and he was free.

Warren: *Punches Mel, and hits Henry with a chair*
Johnny: *Jumps onto the ground with Warren*
Warren: u alright?
Johnny: Yeah, except for my leg.
Warren: Come on, I'll help you.
Johnny: *Shoots two guards inside the house*
Mel: *Running downstairs with Henry* Warren was with him the whole time!
Warren: *Puts Johnny in a Suburban, and drives away* I got a bizon, bison for u in the handschoen box.
Johnny: *Opens the handschoen compartment, and finds a bizon, bison SMG*
Mel: *Watching Warren drive away with Johnny* We gotta get meer missiles. In the meantime, what did u find out about Warren?
Henry: *On a laptop* He's been with the Canadian Security Intelligence Service for 6 years, and is an expert on covert operations.
Mel: No wonder he had perfect ID. Track him down, and keep me geplaatst on the extra missiles.
Henry: That's gonna take a while since the volgende convoy won't arrive within two days.
Mel: No meer will I have to worry about the bastards that dishonorably discharged me from the army. As soon as the volgende batch of missiles arrive, we'll flatten Canada.

Johnny was laying on a bed in an apartment, as Warren looked over his leg.

Warren: *Placing bandages around his bullet wound* u should be ready to go in a few hours.
Johnny: *Looks at one of the shotgun pellets taken out of his leg* That was pretty powerful for a small shotgun.
Warren: Good thing it only hit your leg. Any higher, and u might have died.
Johnny: *Drops the pellet into a bucket where the other pellets are* Why do black people like using shotguns so much?
Warren: Extra firepower. u can't hit your targets unless you're up close, but it gets the job done, 110% guarantee.
Johnny: Do they let u use any in the Canadian Secret Intelligence Service?
Warren: Sometimes. They usually assign me this. *Pulls out his Sig P365* Been using it since I joined six years ago. How long have u been for the CIA?
Johnny: Two weeks. This is my 3rd assignment.
Warren: Man, you're a busy man.
Johnny: You'll be too. We need to stop the BLM group from destroying your country.
Warren: Those assholes make me wish I wasn't black. What's your plan?
Johnny: A simple call to the military base should make it easier to have the missiles defended instead of being out on a convoy.
Warren: So instead of being caught on the road, they'll be veilig in the base.
Johnny: Exactly. *Gives Warren his phone* Call my commander, and tell him to make the arrangements.
Warren: I will.

In a brief period of time, the message was received, and the base placed the missiles under protection in a hangar with twice the usual amount of guards.

Henry: *Looking at the base with his binoculars* Son of a bitch! *Runs back to a Traverse* Mel ain't gonna like this.

At the log cabin, Henry's assumption was correct.

Mel: What the hell do u mean cancelled?!
Henry: They're not moving the missiles! They're being guarded at the base!
Mel: Unacceptable! We're getting those missiles one way of the other.
Henry: Can't we just give up, and do something else?
Mel: No. If the missiles won't come to us, we'll come to the missiles.
Henry: I don't care if you're in charge, this plan won't work.
Mel: Give me one meer sign of insubordination, and I will kill you.
Henry: *Sweats as he gulps*
Mel: That's better. Rally the men, and grab your gear. We leave in 30 minutes.

Mel had a convoy of 3 Suburbans being lead door a Traverse.

Johnny: *Driving to the base with Warren in his Alfa Romeo*
Warren: What are we doing now?
Johnny: We're doublechecking to see if the base is safe.

One of the Suburbans had the romp, kofferbak open, revealing someone with a grenade launcher.

BLM Soldier 45: *Aiming at the base entrance* Standing by.
Mel: Good. Stay here, and wait for my signal. *Runs down a heuvel with Henry, and 13 others*
Johnny: *Going 62 miles an hour*
Warren: Stop. I think I see something on the hill.
Johnny: *Pulls over*
Warren: *Looks at the mountain on his cell phone with a high zoom* Someone's laying in a car with a grenade launcher.
Johnny: Let's get up there then. *Floors it to the highway exit*
Base Guard: *Walking around the base with a M4 Carbine*
Mel: *Near the base, out of sight from the guards* Okay, now.
BLM Soldier 45: *Fires a grenade*

The gate exploded, giving Mel, and his task force the entrance they needed.

Johnny: *Drives to the top, boven of the hill, and gets out with Warren*
BLM Soldier 45: *Spots Johnny, and pulls out a .38*
Johnny: *Shoots the soldier, and runs into the Suburban. He aims the grenade launcher at Mel's group*
Base Guard: *Gets shot*
Mel: *Enters the base* Get the missiles, now!
Johnny: *Shoots a grenade*

Most of Mel's team were killed door another explosion. Mel, Henry, and three others were still alive.

Henry: What the hell?! *Looks at the hill* It's Lightning! He's with Warren!
Mel: Let's end him! *Leaves the base with the others*
Guards: *Watching Mel leave with the others* Seems we didn't need the extra help after all.
Johnny: *Fires another grenade, killing Warren, and the others*
Henry: Okay Lightning! u win. *Drops his gun, and gets on his knees* I surrender.
Warren: Let me put him under custody. *Grabs a plastic zip tie*
Johnny: I hope u won't be part of Black Lives Matter after u serve your sentence.
Henry: I don't know why I joined that evil army to begin with.
Warren: Take it from me brother. *Restraining Henry* We all make mistakes. Okay Johnny. Let's go.

The two men took off in the silver Alfa, ending another exciting episode of Johnny Lightning.

The End

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