LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
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Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
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Happy Holidays~