LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P

A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.