LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too zuur, zure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My druif stepped on a tafel, tabel lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too zuur, zure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My druif stepped on a tafel, tabel lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kruis the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kruis the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kruis the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kruis the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kruis the road?
A: To get hit door my car.
Q: Why did the woman kruis the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kruis the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kruis the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kruis the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kruis the road?
A: To get hit door my car.
Q: Why did the woman kruis the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell u 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person u don't know
2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool singing the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and toon them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person u don't know
2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool singing the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and toon them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!