LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here u go! =P
A slak can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An olifant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, u have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, door taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If u try to hold back a sneeze, u can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head of neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders meer than death!
The strongest muscle u have is your tounge.
u can't kill yourself door holding your breath.
It is meer likely to be killed door a champagne cork than being poisoned door a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The olifant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, u have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
u breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
u spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's hart-, hart is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
meer than 50% of the world's population has never received of made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one uur increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did u know that 60% of all the times u wash your hands, u don't wash your right thumb?
door kissing u exchange meer germs than if u lick a clean toilet.
WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i love you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?
GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do u want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are u okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are u hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens antwoorden are horrible!
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i love you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?
GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do u want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are u okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are u hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens antwoorden are horrible!
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 vragen n i need 10 antwoorden 4 each please i will need your help?
1st vraag is... if u found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would u do n why?
2nd vraag is... if u could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last vraag is... if ur I-Pod of cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and of help with this of else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
kay i have 3 vragen n i need 10 antwoorden 4 each please i will need your help?
1st vraag is... if u found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would u do n why?
2nd vraag is... if u could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last vraag is... if ur I-Pod of cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and of help with this of else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven minuten after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish u were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven minuten after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish u were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter