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Just something cute

posted by milorox18

Girl: Do I ever kruis your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do u like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do u want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would u cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would u live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would u do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me of your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason u never kruis my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like u is because I love you.

The reason I don't want u is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.

The reason I wouldn't live for u is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do u anything for u is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because u ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!

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That Little Hole

posted by BJA

One jaar Ago
He’s cute, the one with the brown eyes over in the corner…he’s hot, the one with green eyes in the center of the room…he’s sexy, the one sitting down with the gray jas but he…him over there…he’s indescribable…in a good way…the way that’s so extreme that it surprises you. He walks over to me…my hart-, hart rate quickens. “Hey.” That one word sent me over into his hole, the one I’ve tried to avoid. That stupid little hole people call…Love…I call it a hole, a hole that when u hit the bottom it backslaps u and it stings your heart. But I fall…I fall...

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Trust in Me Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Trust In Me"

How could I see u when I was so blind
How could I grasp u when I was far behind
How could I hear u when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But u said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And u said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But u said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And u said, don't worry
For all...

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Round And Round Lyrics

posted by nmdis

• ROUND AND ROUND
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
You see me standing there
And act like u don't know me
But last night u were callin' me
Sayin' u want me
Oh, why u always make me feel
Like I'm the one that's crazy?
You got my hart-, hart racin'
My, my hart-, hart racin'
Boy, I need u here with me
We can't go on this way
I'm falln' hard for you
All I can say
We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never gonna get where we're goin'
Round and round
Well, you're gonna miss me
'Cause I'm gettin' dizzy
Goin' round and round and...

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Fake vrienden compared to Real vrienden

posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason u have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail u out of jail and tell u what u did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit volgende to u saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about u with direct quotes from you.

Fake...

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Application to datum my Daughter

posted by x-menobsessed26

Application For Permission To datum My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied door a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical meld from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Do u have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers of sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do u own of have access to a van? ____
A truck with...

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SCARY DREAM!!

posted by MusicLover427

Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
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Ok, so me and my close vrienden were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other vrienden were captured and killed door this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running door the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
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This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)

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5 Things u can do to annoy your dog of cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog of cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at u look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat of dog to bug the other!
(Only if u want two animals!)

4. When your dog of cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and u are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so u can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight fans enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like u twilight fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it of not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across vragen and videos and fanpicks and pictures...

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Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend of husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. Writing algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. Writing algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should toon that its auteur knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when writing an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things u learn from horror films

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house u are living in tells u to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a mes is chasing u around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, u idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never spleet, split up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall uithangbord and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when u feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and u lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and u find u always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if u turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if u need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and u will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each dag that u cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would u do if u realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, antwoorden Tom.

“What if that had been struck door lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

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Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....

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True Story!

posted by invadercalliope

At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara zei "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A KISS :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A KISS :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......

Well the beschrijving of this story is i was so adorable that dag X3

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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of u girls out there know who have gone through this, all u want to do after a break-up is cry...

u want to cry because u are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my advice and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your vrienden every day. Do NOT stay home pagina alone of u will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make u feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. u could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your favoriete dessert, of go to a movie of a concert with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old foto's of the two of u of stay home pagina listening to love songs. u have to verplaats on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

Advice sent in door Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The volgende day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 jaar old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If u can catch me, u can have me."

Without a seconde thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the volgende four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...