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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer: I don't own the questions, just the answers. Also, some of these come from a religious point of view rather than a philosophical point of view, but there the only antwoorden I can think of. Please feel free to offer alternative ideas.





- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If u open and close your hand it makes this sound.





* if a boom falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This vraag is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the tree...
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posted by angelicahardy
It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps...
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"Ha! The pervert is active! "Randomness zei floating in the air. Zachkyu gave him a sideways look. Randomness' s eyes changed from blue to green.
"Will u shut the hell up in a monotonend leave?"Zachkyu said. Randomness put his feet on the ground. "Kívánom, hogy meghal, mint egy nő," he said. Zachkyu frowned at him."I don't speak Hungarian,"Zachkyu said.
"Will u two just stop? And apologize to my boobs Zachkyu," Kaia zei shortly. She was on the ground, frowning. "I'm sorry I accidently fell on u Kaia's boobs," Zachkyu zei I. Kaia got up and low kicked him, making him fall. She then...
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posted by THARWAH
Boys bands have been dominating the average teenagers lives over the past decades... i thought it would be a good idea to post this artikel :) commentaar on whether u agree with my choices of NOT, add some of your own xx Peace.love.lipgloss

-Qiki Joe

10# Mindless Behaviour

9# JLS

8# The Jackson 5

7# The Beatles

6# NSYNC

5# The Wanted

4# Backstreet Boys

3# Westlife

2# Big Time Rush

1# One Direction :)

the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say u love the too! wink - wink
posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long geleden lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.




Common Sense lived door simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend meer than u can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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posted by Insane4ever
This is a lijst of random 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start reading them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....

1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high door eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same uithangbord right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate

thank u for your time il be sure 2 make meer lists of my fatal retard-ness of how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n pinda is a mooooo!!!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Anagrams

An Anagram, as u all know, is a word of phrase made door transposing of rearranging the letters of another word of phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste of is deadly at Scrabble. When u rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity...................................
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There is a 900 point giveaway that ends on 11/25/13!!! All u need to do to enter is commentaar and share on another site!

Link to page: nickiminaj.devianart.com/journal/900-points-give-away-ENDS-NOV-25-413362493

I'll be entering, so maybe 2 of u guys and I will win 300 points!!! ( because 3 people that commentaar will win, and will get 300 points each)

Good luck to all of you!!!

To make this long enough to publish; bverrhjddfginjkvrebhujddvfbvvdsuyisvdfhdsvfgyugivsdfgusvfduigdvsfvddguyivsdbfsdyvgfuvsgddsguyirggsygfudhsdgsgduhfykgfdhuysdfbgyuvdsfbuyivbfsudyudsfgvdsufyubsdgrubvidsfhhesuhrighyierthuiydgrtjkhutgryuhk. There. All done.
posted by speedy106
This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
5.History
6.Yellow roses
7.Oragami
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
10.Writing
11.Acting
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
19.Archery
20.Deer
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
23.Pikachu
24.Grass-type Pokémon
25.Running
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
posted by AMoRPoP
Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask u do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built door amateurs; the Titanic door professionals.

Cheers!
posted by teamsalvatore98
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST...
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posted by invadercalliope
This is 100% true.
This all really did happen to me.

When i was little, me my mom and sister.
Live in this creepy blue house *it was big*
I wasn't scared because i was to young.
But I still remeber everything.
One of the weirdest things was when ever i went to
the back-yard i herd this creepy animal weird growl sound i did cry when i herd it and i was the only one in the family who herd it to.
Sometimes my sister mom and when my dad visted
carried me to the back yard teasing me. I was
crying and kicking.
Another one is my dreams they were so weird.
One dream i had was that i was on the dock and
my sister...
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posted by amethyst_14
EVERYTHING seemed slower, of maybe i was just too fast. Funny, i wasn't even moving. It must have already started, the feeling is all too familiar, the mixed emotions; sadness, desperation, rage, and pain. I could feel myself getting warmer door the second, the blood racing through my veins, and the adrenaline mixing along with it. Every maand it's the same, for five days, every full moon.
It's a good thing I got away from humans before it had started, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a mourning family, of an unexplained massacre of one. I was away, far away from any ridiculously fragile...
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posted by desmariemay
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
How to have fun in math class...

Student: *Enters math class, sits at desk*
Math Teacher: Alright students, today we're studying weight. Now if one cartons weight is one pound and I buy three and a half more, then what do I have in grams?
Student: *Raises hand*
Math Teacher: *Points to student* Yes?
Student: A problem that will kill you, smoker
Math Teacher: -_- Moving on...Now students, if I have eight cakes that each weigh half a pound and I add whip topping to the top, boven and the added topping now makes it weigh a pound meer *GCO*
Student: DANG HOW MUCH WHIP CREAM DID u PUT ON THE PIE?!
Math Teacher:...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
u can only live once, but if u do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what u are than loved for what u are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the vragen are difficult but the antwoorden are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything u can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true vrienden Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the gitaar player (Billy straal, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I love u all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about u man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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take a base ball bat
hit her in the head until she gets knocked out and tie her in a chair then ask her retarted vragen
when she antwoorden slaan, smack her in the face and say WRONG ANSWER *extra poinds if u sit on her lap* do this 2 all of your teachers its so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I love u Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't love you
You'll find someone else
Who loves u too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't love you
You'll find someone else...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand door one of the doors of elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on top, boven of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks door say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a belegd broodje, sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair volgende to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."