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1. Which would u read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do u go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. u buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do u buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. goud Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do u watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads of a game toon like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama of other.

6. Ok, last question: did u like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...

Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, Random clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND bas, bass house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! door bas, bass house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. u know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!




About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...

hallo guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with u guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of u might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the zoek bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist u "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom u will see settings. Go there and...

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If u don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but u play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the straat my house was on was skirted door a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. u could run through...

I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do u call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...