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My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined door an idiot that geplaatst a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would u do something like that?

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I do think that u probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add meer to the lijst when I find meer sites I think u should probably avoid. So if anyone sends u linken to the following sites, u have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad door the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS u ARE A SICKO I ADVISE u NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated door you.
I was so enchanted door your beauty that I ran into that uithangbord over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime u passed by, just so I could stare at u a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying of you'll get some action faster than a pit stier on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all u want even if she is the kind who will out chug u in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names u never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

Good truth of dare Questions

Truth of dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth of dare questions, which will help u to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream u have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality of feature u would like to change about yourself?

Do u have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend of boyfriend's friend?

Do u think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, u answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, u say “is that so?”
5. If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher u did not turn in your homework because u were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When u walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a koeler, koelwagen that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lijst is on my bureau for the part u would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lijst on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cirkel that had its two sides gently compressed door a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

I never thought I would be doing a lijst like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lijst with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commentaar but be polite. Also, always commentaar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers u know.
12.Strangers u don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to wis above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

Here are my lijst of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let u know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything of eating anything u might spit it of something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the bezem late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baai, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped door terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stal it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stal it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

This was definitely the most difficult lijst I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. u can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the top, boven 10 and just listing the other women and tonen pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for u guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope u enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commentaar and I can't wait to hear what...