1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have meer fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what u are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are u afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home pagina for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** u Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties of she will kidnapp u and force u to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give u a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- datum a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell u that u smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) u don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did u say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward of Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real vraag is Jasper of Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would u think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 jaar old man to be sneaking into an 18 jaar old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives u Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have meer fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what u are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are u afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home pagina for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** u Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties of she will kidnapp u and force u to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give u a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- datum a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell u that u smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) u don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did u say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward of Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real vraag is Jasper of Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would u think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 jaar old man to be sneaking into an 18 jaar old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives u Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Rumor of Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ ster Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret datum but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their avondeten, diner datum hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out door the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a bron as saying.
The bron addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ ster Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret datum but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their avondeten, diner datum hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out door the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a bron as saying.
The bron addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.