I was on my first flight up to Canada on a Southwest 737-700 airliner. I was flying Southwest Airlines from SMF (Sacramento) to SEA (Seattle,) then I was flying Delta from SEA to Jasper Airport. I eventually landed into Seattle where I had to go to the other side of the airport because Southwest doesn’t fly to Canada.
I eventually got on the Delta 767-300 to fly up to Jasper, where I will see with my own eyes where Alpha and Omega was filmed. At that time, I didn’t even know Humphrey was real. The 767 eventually landed in Jasper at about 9:30 p.m. and I got off the plane. We didn’t have the money for my parents to come as well (I’m only 13 years old.)
I took a bus everywhere I went. A taxi and a Limo would be too expensive. I eventually got to a Motel 6 where I spent the night. I had no idea that the volgende night Humphrey would be sleeping with me.
That morning, I got on the bus and followed a crowd of people to tour Jasper. When we got to a valley where I saw him. It was Humphrey hanging out with his vrienden Shakey, Salty, and Mooch. I saw him and he turned to look at me. I’m the shy type and I tried to avoid eye contact. He whimpered which got my attention. He smiled at me almost as if I looked hot in his eyes.
“Guys, look! It’s that guy I had visions about!” Humphrey said.
“Wow, Humphrey, just wow!” Shakey, his brown friend said.
The tour guide saw Humphrey and his group, “If u see any wolves, just leave them alone.”
I wouldn’t stop looking at Humphrey.
“Guys, he’s looking at me!”
“That’s creepy and purely disgusting!” Mooch, his fat friend said.
Humphrey waited until the rest of the crowd left. I started to walk away myself when Humphrey climbed down and walked to me. I lifted my hand out to let him sniff me. He didn’t sniff me, but he didn’t back up.
“I’m Humphrey! I’ve had visions about you.”
“Holy crap! u can talk to humans!”
“Of course!”
“I’ve been obsessed with u since I saw Alpha and Omega. Uriah door the way.”
Humphrey jumped up into my arms, “I’ve prayed to God that you’d come!”
“The first dag I find out u believe in God! Sweet!”
Shakey, Salty, and Mooch saw this gayness and left.
“Do u like Metallica?” Humphrey asked.
“Oh my God! I was just about to ask that!” I yelled.
Humphrey licked my face as I held him in my arms. I let him down and I skipped the rest of the tour and headed for the bus. I then thought of something. There was still a 20 minuut wait for the volgende bus.
“We’re going to have to find some disguise for you.”
There was a suitcase sale right volgende to us.
“Hey, sir! I want one that this wolf can fit in.”
“$25.”
“Ok, here.”
I put Humphrey in it and got on the bus. After the ride, I returned to the Motel 6 and brought Humphrey inside.
“This is where u live?”
I laughed, “No, funny guy, this is a hotel,” the word ‘hotel’ reminded me of something, “Crap, I gotta ask my parents to buy an extra plane ticket!”
I called up my parents to get a plane ticket for Humphrey.
“Hey mom, I have someone who wants to come home pagina with me. Can u buy an extra ticket?”
“Who is it?”
“You know Humphrey from Alpha and Omega? Well, he’s with me and he wants to come home pagina with me. I want him to come home pagina with me also.”
“I don’t know, I’ll think about it.”
“Thanks mom!”
I hung up and sat down volgende to Humphrey. I started to feel hungry.
“Hey, Humphrey, wanna get dinner?”
“Sure, let’s go!”
We had to walk around. The busses wouldn’t allow Humphrey on and if he hid, they would eventually find out. We found a Subway to go to and we ate there. They actually allowed pets in that Subway. Humphrey loaded his belegd broodje, sandwich with all sorts of crap. He was just like my mom, ordering everything in the salade bar.
We sat down at a tafel, tabel and ate. He must have been hungry, he finished the belegd broodje, sandwich in three minutes.
“Wow, Humphrey! What’s with you?”
“I haven’t ate for like three days! I’m hungry!”
We both returned to the Motel 6 at about 9:30ish. There was nothing to do but watch TV. I assumed Humphrey didn’t play video games.
“Ooh! Stop there!” Humphrey yelled.
“What? FOX?”
“Yeah, the Simpsons is on!”
“Alright, we could watch it.”
We watched the Simpsons marathon. I didn’t even know how Humphrey knew the show. At about 11:00 the marathon ended and we sat there together. I was on my laptop with Humphrey watching me on the internet. He pulled the laptop off to see how it worked. He eventually set it on the ground.
“Do u think I could have that back now?” I asked.
Humphrey leaned in close to me. His head slowly approached mine. I could tell his tongue was moving around in his mouth. He slowly moved his head in, then it came. He kissed me slowly and for a long time. I felt his tongue moving around in my mouth, so I brought mine into his. I was scratching the back of his ears as we kissed. I finally had my first kiss!
I eventually got on the Delta 767-300 to fly up to Jasper, where I will see with my own eyes where Alpha and Omega was filmed. At that time, I didn’t even know Humphrey was real. The 767 eventually landed in Jasper at about 9:30 p.m. and I got off the plane. We didn’t have the money for my parents to come as well (I’m only 13 years old.)
I took a bus everywhere I went. A taxi and a Limo would be too expensive. I eventually got to a Motel 6 where I spent the night. I had no idea that the volgende night Humphrey would be sleeping with me.
That morning, I got on the bus and followed a crowd of people to tour Jasper. When we got to a valley where I saw him. It was Humphrey hanging out with his vrienden Shakey, Salty, and Mooch. I saw him and he turned to look at me. I’m the shy type and I tried to avoid eye contact. He whimpered which got my attention. He smiled at me almost as if I looked hot in his eyes.
“Guys, look! It’s that guy I had visions about!” Humphrey said.
“Wow, Humphrey, just wow!” Shakey, his brown friend said.
The tour guide saw Humphrey and his group, “If u see any wolves, just leave them alone.”
I wouldn’t stop looking at Humphrey.
“Guys, he’s looking at me!”
“That’s creepy and purely disgusting!” Mooch, his fat friend said.
Humphrey waited until the rest of the crowd left. I started to walk away myself when Humphrey climbed down and walked to me. I lifted my hand out to let him sniff me. He didn’t sniff me, but he didn’t back up.
“I’m Humphrey! I’ve had visions about you.”
“Holy crap! u can talk to humans!”
“Of course!”
“I’ve been obsessed with u since I saw Alpha and Omega. Uriah door the way.”
Humphrey jumped up into my arms, “I’ve prayed to God that you’d come!”
“The first dag I find out u believe in God! Sweet!”
Shakey, Salty, and Mooch saw this gayness and left.
“Do u like Metallica?” Humphrey asked.
“Oh my God! I was just about to ask that!” I yelled.
Humphrey licked my face as I held him in my arms. I let him down and I skipped the rest of the tour and headed for the bus. I then thought of something. There was still a 20 minuut wait for the volgende bus.
“We’re going to have to find some disguise for you.”
There was a suitcase sale right volgende to us.
“Hey, sir! I want one that this wolf can fit in.”
“$25.”
“Ok, here.”
I put Humphrey in it and got on the bus. After the ride, I returned to the Motel 6 and brought Humphrey inside.
“This is where u live?”
I laughed, “No, funny guy, this is a hotel,” the word ‘hotel’ reminded me of something, “Crap, I gotta ask my parents to buy an extra plane ticket!”
I called up my parents to get a plane ticket for Humphrey.
“Hey mom, I have someone who wants to come home pagina with me. Can u buy an extra ticket?”
“Who is it?”
“You know Humphrey from Alpha and Omega? Well, he’s with me and he wants to come home pagina with me. I want him to come home pagina with me also.”
“I don’t know, I’ll think about it.”
“Thanks mom!”
I hung up and sat down volgende to Humphrey. I started to feel hungry.
“Hey, Humphrey, wanna get dinner?”
“Sure, let’s go!”
We had to walk around. The busses wouldn’t allow Humphrey on and if he hid, they would eventually find out. We found a Subway to go to and we ate there. They actually allowed pets in that Subway. Humphrey loaded his belegd broodje, sandwich with all sorts of crap. He was just like my mom, ordering everything in the salade bar.
We sat down at a tafel, tabel and ate. He must have been hungry, he finished the belegd broodje, sandwich in three minutes.
“Wow, Humphrey! What’s with you?”
“I haven’t ate for like three days! I’m hungry!”
We both returned to the Motel 6 at about 9:30ish. There was nothing to do but watch TV. I assumed Humphrey didn’t play video games.
“Ooh! Stop there!” Humphrey yelled.
“What? FOX?”
“Yeah, the Simpsons is on!”
“Alright, we could watch it.”
We watched the Simpsons marathon. I didn’t even know how Humphrey knew the show. At about 11:00 the marathon ended and we sat there together. I was on my laptop with Humphrey watching me on the internet. He pulled the laptop off to see how it worked. He eventually set it on the ground.
“Do u think I could have that back now?” I asked.
Humphrey leaned in close to me. His head slowly approached mine. I could tell his tongue was moving around in his mouth. He slowly moved his head in, then it came. He kissed me slowly and for a long time. I felt his tongue moving around in my mouth, so I brought mine into his. I was scratching the back of his ears as we kissed. I finally had my first kiss!
Humphrey (A&O's connection to the real world)
“… And they lived happily ever after! The End! So how’d u like the story, pups?” Humphrey asked excitedly, having told his first ever bedtime story. The pups however were fast asleep and snoring softly. They were obviously tired from a long dag of exploring, Humphrey thought. He then turned to face his Alpha wife Kate and his mouth hung open, shocked. Kate had fallen asleep as well. She had rolled over on her back, her mouth wide open and snoring loudly with drool hanging from her mouth. “Man, I suck at story time!” Humphrey yelled out.
THE END
THE END
