~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.
Humphrey: hello
Candy: hallo humphrey do u wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain of describe One jaar later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah u think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see u blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam teef i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to toon this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank u In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If u Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So u Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah u Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So u Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So u No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So u And That Sket Louise
u Aint Black Eye Peas
u Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause u Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill u Like Teken 3
Cause u don't Wanna Be Dead
u Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That u Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put u Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My hart-, hart Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My hart-, hart Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
of I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
of Shoot u Thru the Head
Humphrey: u Think u Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking dag JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just Acting Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and verplaats in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled door greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe goud go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove of toon how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half door a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
Humphrey: hello
Candy: hallo humphrey do u wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain of describe One jaar later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah u think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see u blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam teef i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to toon this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank u In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If u Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So u Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah u Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So u Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So u No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So u And That Sket Louise
u Aint Black Eye Peas
u Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause u Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill u Like Teken 3
Cause u don't Wanna Be Dead
u Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That u Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put u Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My hart-, hart Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My hart-, hart Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
of I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
of Shoot u Thru the Head
Humphrey: u Think u Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking dag JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just Acting Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and verplaats in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled door greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe goud go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove of toon how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half door a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
as the train is about. humphrey suddenly has to pee" I have to go?" kate turned and asked him."can't u hold it?" humphrey replied to kate squeeze his legs together."no i can't" kate asked him again." tried holding your breath?" humphrey nods and said" um nope i can't well in of out i'm going*starts walking off the train and goes to a struik, bush and pees* ahhhhhh".
Kate nodded and under her breath."*signs* omegas". humphrey finishes and got on the train and the train started to verplaats there they go on a adventure that they never forget. on the way there they chat along the way and took a nap......
The...End of Part2......will be continued!!!!!
Humphrey sat around thinking as kate was out doing Alpha duties and he was thinking about how to get eve back for what she did to him at the moonlight howl [Flashback Starts] Humphrey and kate were walking up to there spot on the Howling rock when out of nowhere eve pushes Humphrey who falls off the side hit this patch of sap as eve planed and then some feathers and last he hit a patch of Cactie on his bottom And screamed out "OWWWWWW!" and then eve was waitng down ther and she punched him in the face KO [Flashback Ends] Humphrey thought of a great plan He would Be very suductive twoards eve [Sorry To all Eve fans] and he would fuck her all night telling her no one would know but humphrey had a camera ready and his face would be blocked out and the video would stream live all over jasper...[END]
