WARNING: cussing and violence
There was a furry wolf named Mikey, he was a gangster in New York City and is alone. His vrienden Justin, and Drake. Mikey lives in apartment all alone. One morning he woke up and slept with a vos, fox girl furry. “Hey baby u want some breakfast?” vos, fox girl said. “sure why not?” Mikey said. While she got up she went to the keuken-, keuken and went to get something to eat. But all sudden gun shots were going through the uithangbord and windows. “WHAT THE F@#$?!” Mikey said. He grabbed vos, fox girl and threw her in the closet. “STAY IN THERE!” Mikey said. Mikey opened up the drawer and got a magnum pistol and sees a helicopter outside the window. “PULL YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM u BASTURD!” the cop said. “S@#$! “ Mikey zei and pulled his pistol at the helicopter and shot the dude in there and the helicopter crashed. “MIKEY, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” a cop shouted and the helicopter crashed into the cop that was shouting. The Mikey looked out the window and saw jets getting ready to bomb the apartment. “Don’t worry we got everybody out but you!” the cop said. When the dropped the bomb mikey pulled out the food out of the fridge and brought foxy girl and they got in the fridge and shut the door tight and the bomb blew up the apartment and the fridge shot out in the sky and went so far to the ocean. Mikey and Foxy girl were safe. They got out of the fridge underwater and swam up to the surface. “hey u okay?” Mikey asked the foxy girl. “Yeah, who the f@#$ are those cops?!” she shouted. “let’s just say I’m an outlaw ok?” Mikey said. “WHAT?! GET ME AWAY FROM YOU!” foxy girl said. “fine, but they’re going to think you’re an outlaw too.” Mikey said. She was silence. “Fine, but I want u to get me out of this!” foxy girl said. “That will cost you.” Mikey said. “What?! How much??” Foxy girl said. “$30,000.” Mikey said. And Foxy Girl was in shock. “but I don’t have that kind of money!” Foxy girl said. “I guess you’re on your own then.” Mikey zei and swam up to kust-, oever with her. “Fine! I don’t need you!” Foxy Girl said. “Ok, your choice.” Mikey said. Mikey saw a car in the straat and breaks the window and opens the door and gets in. “What the hell are u doing?!” Foxy Girl said. “Hijacking, told u I’m a outlaw, now are u coming of what, I need to get to my vrienden veilig house.” Mikey said. “… fine!” she zei and got in the car with him. “You’re a teef u know that?” Mikey said. “Shut the F@#$ up and drive!” Foxy Girl said. “as u wish princess.” Mikey zei and started driving.
There was a furry wolf named Mikey, he was a gangster in New York City and is alone. His vrienden Justin, and Drake. Mikey lives in apartment all alone. One morning he woke up and slept with a vos, fox girl furry. “Hey baby u want some breakfast?” vos, fox girl said. “sure why not?” Mikey said. While she got up she went to the keuken-, keuken and went to get something to eat. But all sudden gun shots were going through the uithangbord and windows. “WHAT THE F@#$?!” Mikey said. He grabbed vos, fox girl and threw her in the closet. “STAY IN THERE!” Mikey said. Mikey opened up the drawer and got a magnum pistol and sees a helicopter outside the window. “PULL YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM u BASTURD!” the cop said. “S@#$! “ Mikey zei and pulled his pistol at the helicopter and shot the dude in there and the helicopter crashed. “MIKEY, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” a cop shouted and the helicopter crashed into the cop that was shouting. The Mikey looked out the window and saw jets getting ready to bomb the apartment. “Don’t worry we got everybody out but you!” the cop said. When the dropped the bomb mikey pulled out the food out of the fridge and brought foxy girl and they got in the fridge and shut the door tight and the bomb blew up the apartment and the fridge shot out in the sky and went so far to the ocean. Mikey and Foxy girl were safe. They got out of the fridge underwater and swam up to the surface. “hey u okay?” Mikey asked the foxy girl. “Yeah, who the f@#$ are those cops?!” she shouted. “let’s just say I’m an outlaw ok?” Mikey said. “WHAT?! GET ME AWAY FROM YOU!” foxy girl said. “fine, but they’re going to think you’re an outlaw too.” Mikey said. She was silence. “Fine, but I want u to get me out of this!” foxy girl said. “That will cost you.” Mikey said. “What?! How much??” Foxy girl said. “$30,000.” Mikey said. And Foxy Girl was in shock. “but I don’t have that kind of money!” Foxy girl said. “I guess you’re on your own then.” Mikey zei and swam up to kust-, oever with her. “Fine! I don’t need you!” Foxy Girl said. “Ok, your choice.” Mikey said. Mikey saw a car in the straat and breaks the window and opens the door and gets in. “What the hell are u doing?!” Foxy Girl said. “Hijacking, told u I’m a outlaw, now are u coming of what, I need to get to my vrienden veilig house.” Mikey said. “… fine!” she zei and got in the car with him. “You’re a teef u know that?” Mikey said. “Shut the F@#$ up and drive!” Foxy Girl said. “as u wish princess.” Mikey zei and started driving.
“… And they lived happily ever after! The End! So how’d u like the story, pups?” Humphrey asked excitedly, having told his first ever bedtime story. The pups however were fast asleep and snoring softly. They were obviously tired from a long dag of exploring, Humphrey thought. He then turned to face his Alpha wife Kate and his mouth hung open, shocked. Kate had fallen asleep as well. She had rolled over on her back, her mouth wide open and snoring loudly with drool hanging from her mouth. “Man, I suck at story time!” Humphrey yelled out.
THE END
THE END
Humphrey's Knife
