Just like the last Parody, based off the toon Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before u say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there u go, enjoy. :D
A&O Wolves koop for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some random average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can u please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies u to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, of a Detolf, of extra proffs, of Poäng, of cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If u wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. u two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on keuken-, keuken and bedding stuff, u know why? Because u got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: u wants to handle this?
Garth u guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of u guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. u have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? u wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean u
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. u look like u fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! u know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how u drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, u think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have u guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: u sure u haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on brand due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
A&O Wolves koop for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some random average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can u please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies u to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, of a Detolf, of extra proffs, of Poäng, of cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If u wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. u two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on keuken-, keuken and bedding stuff, u know why? Because u got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: u wants to handle this?
Garth u guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of u guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. u have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? u wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean u
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. u look like u fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! u know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how u drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, u think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have u guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: u sure u haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on brand due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
