Humphrey: heeey Kate!
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: hallo mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: hallo mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like chocolate cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
hallo guys it's lillyomega22881 and I was just wondering if u guys could read meer of my artikels and comment. yes I know u are busy making other artcles but I do enjoy reading comments. um some artikels I wrote was battle#1 2 3,the disaster #1 2, till the last rose dies, I'll do anything, and some other stuff please read them and commentaar for mine and for u I'll do the same. please commentaar on my pictures too. I can't publiceer this untill it's longer so um yeah. I can't think of anything to write. um.... OH I thought of something. eightysix u are a realy good artikel writer and u TOATALLY ROCK!
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Name: Huxley
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple vrienden in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other vrienden include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His favoriete nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add meer later!
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple vrienden in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other vrienden include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His favoriete nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add meer later!