Warning: Mild language.
Also, my seconde name isn't actualy "Dent".
Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. u seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on door a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd u get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. u know me."
"I could sum u up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me in a great mood."
"Glad to help."
Chris started towards the stairs. "I think i'll watch a bit of TV."
"Erm, chris," ROMbot said. "I... erm... had an accedent."
"Yes?"
"Well, put it this way. You'd have to be very clever of else very good at jigsaws to use the TV again."
"What?!"
"Well, this guy from your office, yeah, he told me that plasma TVs make a different noise to normal ones, yeah, when u smash them."
There was a long silence.
"...yeah."
"YOU LITTLE-"
Just then there was a knock at the door. Chris and his mentaly disabled android friend froze. There was another knock. Chris opened the door.
"Have u thought about buying a-"
"Go away."
"Excuse me?"
"You're trying to sell me somthing, aren't you?"
"Well... yes? I'm a door to door salesman. It's my job."
"What do u sell?"
"Doors."
"Ah."
Chris began to slowly close the door.
"We sell televisions, too!"
Chris opened it again.
"Actualy, a TV is just what I need right now. Mine is broken. It got smashed."
"Can't think how," Came ROMbot's voice.
The salesman leaned over Chris's sholder.
"What is-"
"Oh, nothing. Would u like to come in?"
"Yes, please."
Once he'd closed the door, he turned to the salesman, only to find him pointing a gun at his head.
"What the f-"
"Now, mr. dent. u are going to die, and u are going to scream while u die, and then u will be dead."
Chris did the only logical thing he could do. He locked himself in a toilet.
"I know you're in there, Christopher Dent!"
The "Salesman" yelled as he banged on the door. Chris didn't know how this man knew his name, and frankly he didn't want to. He was going to die, in here. He knew who had sent this man. His employers. There had been two clues. One, tim's face and body language when saying goodbye, and Two, the fact that the salesman was wearing sunglasses at night. As they were always saying in old movies, he knew too much. He backed up and knocked a toy bus of the shelf.
"Be nice to your friends!" It choroused as it bounced of his head. "You'd do well to take your own advice." he muttered, crushing the wrenched thing under his shoe. Then he noticed somthing. There was a pack of plungers sitting in the corner, volgende to Kenny's old potty. Holding his nose, he grabbed two. He examined the wall. It was wet. The window had been open all night and the rain had come in. He had an idea. He spat into a plunger and suckered it to the wall. He tested it. Perfect. He kept doing this and eventualy made a ladder to the window with them. He began to climb, but just then, the door fell open. This time, the "Salesman" was holding a freeze ray. CHRIS's freeze ray. He fired, and narrowly missed chris, instead hitting the cistern. It exploded, and some srapnel hit him in the face. He shouted somthing, but Chris couldn't hear. He'd climbed out onto the window ledge.
He could see ROMbot bellow. And behind him was Chris's lawnmower. A plan began to form in Chris's mind. He jumped. ROMbot caught him. "Close shave, eh Chris? Chris? Chris! Where are u going!"
Chris dragged the lawnmower around the side of the building and gestured for ROM to follow him.
"What are we doing, Chris?"
"Shhh."
The "Salesman" jumped from the window ledge and landed perfectly on the ground. He looked around him. Chris got the lawnmower ready. It wasn't much, just a twin turbo engine. 0 to 60 in two seconds. And a targeting system. He started it. The "Salesman" turned just in time to see the lawnmower coming round the corner. He seemed to forget he was holding the freeze ray. He ran. It was actualy quite comical. He tripped over a rock and turned to see certain death in the form of gardening equipment speeding towards him.
Then he did the worst thing he possibly could have done.
He shot the lawnmower in mid air with the freeze ray. It sped towards him, encased in solid ice. It went over a hill, but it no longer had grippy wheels to keep it on the ground. It was launched into the air and began to fall towards the frozen "Salesman". Chris couldn't bring himself to watch any more. He heard a bloodcurdling scream, a sickening crunch and the soft thump of a fedora hitting the ground. He looked over the fallen boom in his back yard that he'd been hiding behind. It wasn't a pretty sight. He saw his lawnmower, encased in ice, lying in a puddle of blood. Chris just stared. This was insane. He was insane. Well, actualy, he'd been insane for a while now. It'd never stopped him before.
"What a crushing experience." ROMbot said. It was an unfortunate choice of words. "Still. It's a good thing to put into that 101 amazing ways to die book."
"Yeah... ROM."
"Hmm?"
"You do know we can't stay here. They'll lift that up. Find him. And then they'll come after us. We have to hide. We have to go somwhere where nobody will ever find us."
There was a long silence.
"How about Jasper Park Canada?" ROM asked.
Also, my seconde name isn't actualy "Dent".
Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. u seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on door a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd u get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. u know me."
"I could sum u up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me in a great mood."
"Glad to help."
Chris started towards the stairs. "I think i'll watch a bit of TV."
"Erm, chris," ROMbot said. "I... erm... had an accedent."
"Yes?"
"Well, put it this way. You'd have to be very clever of else very good at jigsaws to use the TV again."
"What?!"
"Well, this guy from your office, yeah, he told me that plasma TVs make a different noise to normal ones, yeah, when u smash them."
There was a long silence.
"...yeah."
"YOU LITTLE-"
Just then there was a knock at the door. Chris and his mentaly disabled android friend froze. There was another knock. Chris opened the door.
"Have u thought about buying a-"
"Go away."
"Excuse me?"
"You're trying to sell me somthing, aren't you?"
"Well... yes? I'm a door to door salesman. It's my job."
"What do u sell?"
"Doors."
"Ah."
Chris began to slowly close the door.
"We sell televisions, too!"
Chris opened it again.
"Actualy, a TV is just what I need right now. Mine is broken. It got smashed."
"Can't think how," Came ROMbot's voice.
The salesman leaned over Chris's sholder.
"What is-"
"Oh, nothing. Would u like to come in?"
"Yes, please."
Once he'd closed the door, he turned to the salesman, only to find him pointing a gun at his head.
"What the f-"
"Now, mr. dent. u are going to die, and u are going to scream while u die, and then u will be dead."
Chris did the only logical thing he could do. He locked himself in a toilet.
"I know you're in there, Christopher Dent!"
The "Salesman" yelled as he banged on the door. Chris didn't know how this man knew his name, and frankly he didn't want to. He was going to die, in here. He knew who had sent this man. His employers. There had been two clues. One, tim's face and body language when saying goodbye, and Two, the fact that the salesman was wearing sunglasses at night. As they were always saying in old movies, he knew too much. He backed up and knocked a toy bus of the shelf.
"Be nice to your friends!" It choroused as it bounced of his head. "You'd do well to take your own advice." he muttered, crushing the wrenched thing under his shoe. Then he noticed somthing. There was a pack of plungers sitting in the corner, volgende to Kenny's old potty. Holding his nose, he grabbed two. He examined the wall. It was wet. The window had been open all night and the rain had come in. He had an idea. He spat into a plunger and suckered it to the wall. He tested it. Perfect. He kept doing this and eventualy made a ladder to the window with them. He began to climb, but just then, the door fell open. This time, the "Salesman" was holding a freeze ray. CHRIS's freeze ray. He fired, and narrowly missed chris, instead hitting the cistern. It exploded, and some srapnel hit him in the face. He shouted somthing, but Chris couldn't hear. He'd climbed out onto the window ledge.
He could see ROMbot bellow. And behind him was Chris's lawnmower. A plan began to form in Chris's mind. He jumped. ROMbot caught him. "Close shave, eh Chris? Chris? Chris! Where are u going!"
Chris dragged the lawnmower around the side of the building and gestured for ROM to follow him.
"What are we doing, Chris?"
"Shhh."
The "Salesman" jumped from the window ledge and landed perfectly on the ground. He looked around him. Chris got the lawnmower ready. It wasn't much, just a twin turbo engine. 0 to 60 in two seconds. And a targeting system. He started it. The "Salesman" turned just in time to see the lawnmower coming round the corner. He seemed to forget he was holding the freeze ray. He ran. It was actualy quite comical. He tripped over a rock and turned to see certain death in the form of gardening equipment speeding towards him.
Then he did the worst thing he possibly could have done.
He shot the lawnmower in mid air with the freeze ray. It sped towards him, encased in solid ice. It went over a hill, but it no longer had grippy wheels to keep it on the ground. It was launched into the air and began to fall towards the frozen "Salesman". Chris couldn't bring himself to watch any more. He heard a bloodcurdling scream, a sickening crunch and the soft thump of a fedora hitting the ground. He looked over the fallen boom in his back yard that he'd been hiding behind. It wasn't a pretty sight. He saw his lawnmower, encased in ice, lying in a puddle of blood. Chris just stared. This was insane. He was insane. Well, actualy, he'd been insane for a while now. It'd never stopped him before.
"What a crushing experience." ROMbot said. It was an unfortunate choice of words. "Still. It's a good thing to put into that 101 amazing ways to die book."
"Yeah... ROM."
"Hmm?"
"You do know we can't stay here. They'll lift that up. Find him. And then they'll come after us. We have to hide. We have to go somwhere where nobody will ever find us."
There was a long silence.
"How about Jasper Park Canada?" ROM asked.
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck u talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hallo Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do u mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for u not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 jaar LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 jaar LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the seconde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do u have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the seconde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do u have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
hallo this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a dag and maybe 2 on weekends
one dag on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to verplaats i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one dag on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to verplaats i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey zei painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey zei with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot door a hunter in gras behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell u to give all of your love that u gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey zei painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey zei with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot door a hunter in gras behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell u to give all of your love that u gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
To help get into the christmas spirit. There will be meer after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and kom bij the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old jaar passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd u wolves think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and kom bij the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old jaar passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd u wolves think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with u people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that datum door my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that datum door my knowledge