Alright, just because i'm writing a parody doesn't mean i love Kate of the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I zei LEFT u DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 wolves dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey zei raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a boom splintering his left ribs.
Until volgende time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I zei LEFT u DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 wolves dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey zei raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a boom splintering his left ribs.
Until volgende time. To be continued...
Life With Scar is, for now, on a temporary hold. I will continue to write the stories out, but they won't be geplaatst for quite a while. I wish I could, but circumstances in my life are preventing me from doing so. My apologies to those that like reading them, but it's gonna have to wait a little.
The good news is that Chapter 27 has been completed and is now awaiting a rewriting before I verplaats on to Chapter 28. I will say that it has a hell of a cliffhanger, but that's the most I will spoil...
Be patient. I'll be back in due time.
The good news is that Chapter 27 has been completed and is now awaiting a rewriting before I verplaats on to Chapter 28. I will say that it has a hell of a cliffhanger, but that's the most I will spoil...
Be patient. I'll be back in due time.
(Lyrics created door Metal wolf and his song writing skills, copyright is punishable door law and any violation of this song will result in the death of yourself and all u hold dear, copy at your own risk!!!)
Stand and be counted: door METALWOLF116
Waiting for death
but already dead in side
so much so
you'd swear u died
get pulled out
from your lonely cell
only to be told
from heavens grace u fell
Stand and be counted
for your life is half as short
Just stand and be counted (everyone)
SOLO 1
a cold steel bullet
flies across your face
but hands together praying to god
for this death is just incase
A pain, a call
taken from the world
into heavens net u fall
now be counted
SOLO 2
Stand and be counted
for your life is half as short
Just stand and be counted (everyone)
For your life is just as short
your killer takes the sport
seconden count to naught
stand and be counted
Stand and be counted: door METALWOLF116
Waiting for death
but already dead in side
so much so
you'd swear u died
get pulled out
from your lonely cell
only to be told
from heavens grace u fell
Stand and be counted
for your life is half as short
Just stand and be counted (everyone)
SOLO 1
a cold steel bullet
flies across your face
but hands together praying to god
for this death is just incase
A pain, a call
taken from the world
into heavens net u fall
now be counted
SOLO 2
Stand and be counted
for your life is half as short
Just stand and be counted (everyone)
For your life is just as short
your killer takes the sport
seconden count to naught
stand and be counted
Kate, Humphrey, and Lilly all Woke Up From The Darts. "Where Are we?" zei Kate. "And Why Are We In These oranje Suits?", added Lilly. They Were In A Dark box with Air Holes on Each Side "Uh... I Think u Should See This." Humphrey Annouced. They Both Looked Out The Air Holes and They saw a rocket And a Count Down That Said: "3 Days, 21 Hours, 10 Minutes, and 02 seconden to the moon". "This is Not Good, Not Good At All" zei Kate. "Well, At least we get to see if the moon is made Of Cheese." zei Lilly. "Pardon?", zei Humphrey and Kate, Confused. Lilly said, "I Should Stop Talking Now, Right?" "Yeah, u Should.", zei Kate "Where Is This Going Any Way?" "I Don't Know." zei Humphrey.
To Be Continued!
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To Be Continued!
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I want to speak about characters персанажей animated Membranula А&О. In this part 1 (mum Kate).This will pay attention on Eve, a she-wolf have for certain drawn attention of many spectators.
In a film it toon as very good mother who is ready to intercede for the child. I wouldn't tell that in it bad character, is not, it simply differs from others. This character is very interesting door behavior in various situations. For example, when her daughter Kate, it disappears, it is ready зделать all to find it. But when Kate (alpha) declares that (omega) that Eve has fallen in love in Hamfri faints.
Sense of all this useless history in that, it is not necessary to judge people on one act!
In a film it toon as very good mother who is ready to intercede for the child. I wouldn't tell that in it bad character, is not, it simply differs from others. This character is very interesting door behavior in various situations. For example, when her daughter Kate, it disappears, it is ready зделать all to find it. But when Kate (alpha) declares that (omega) that Eve has fallen in love in Hamfri faints.
Sense of all this useless history in that, it is not necessary to judge people on one act!
It had been about 3 days that I had lived in the eastern pack and I met kalipso. She was a wonderfully beautiful good spirited young wolf. I was officially I beta now and k had to make a speech on how I would help food troubles in the pack. Then lily walked in and Kalipso dosent like Loly at all.
Lily: "Garth tomorrow will be the dag u make the speech"
Kalipso: "why are u talking to my husband u dirty wolf"
Lily: "Me dirty yea right"
Me: "Lily just leave u know what u did to Kalipso was wrong now leave are hol, den u got that"
Lily was fighting Kalipso and Lily scratch Kalipso's eye so she has a scar on her eye. Now back to what's happening. I'm on the verge of going crazy I haven't had to do a speech I. A while so I'm a little rusty
Kalipso: "Garth hun it's 2:30 in the morning can u please come to bed.
Me:"coming dear"
So me and Kalipso fell asleep that night before I got one word done on my speech
Lily: "Garth tomorrow will be the dag u make the speech"
Kalipso: "why are u talking to my husband u dirty wolf"
Lily: "Me dirty yea right"
Me: "Lily just leave u know what u did to Kalipso was wrong now leave are hol, den u got that"
Lily was fighting Kalipso and Lily scratch Kalipso's eye so she has a scar on her eye. Now back to what's happening. I'm on the verge of going crazy I haven't had to do a speech I. A while so I'm a little rusty
Kalipso: "Garth hun it's 2:30 in the morning can u please come to bed.
Me:"coming dear"
So me and Kalipso fell asleep that night before I got one word done on my speech
Walther P99
Warning sexual content!!!
As I accepted my new look,I headed to the same spot as always.
"Are u a new recruit?" Simmons asked.
"No. I'm Red. I had an incident."
"Do u wanna talk about it?"
"No."
"Are u sure?"
"Yes." we trained for awhile and then I went back to the den.Kate and Kelley were feeling horny so we had k watch the Ryan and Emily.I stuck my penis in her and started going then a minuut later I cummed and did the same to Kelly. They loved my new look. How I was mostly black with white on my stomach. I went to the forest and found a spot that made me feel... happy,and relaxed. I sat there forever just looking up at the sky. It's blue went to oranje then purple and finally black. I couldn't leave that spot for some reason.But I finally force myself to go back to the den. When I got there I passed out.
As I accepted my new look,I headed to the same spot as always.
"Are u a new recruit?" Simmons asked.
"No. I'm Red. I had an incident."
"Do u wanna talk about it?"
"No."
"Are u sure?"
"Yes." we trained for awhile and then I went back to the den.Kate and Kelley were feeling horny so we had k watch the Ryan and Emily.I stuck my penis in her and started going then a minuut later I cummed and did the same to Kelly. They loved my new look. How I was mostly black with white on my stomach. I went to the forest and found a spot that made me feel... happy,and relaxed. I sat there forever just looking up at the sky. It's blue went to oranje then purple and finally black. I couldn't leave that spot for some reason.But I finally force myself to go back to the den. When I got there I passed out.
