My Sitster puts the S in Sexy!

I woke up, wondering where I was. There was a dim light in the room. I could barely see anything. It was cold, REALLY fucking cold. I heard small cries from the corner of the room. "What?" I said. I looked over to see my two friends, Kate and Humphrey. Humphrey was knocked out and Kate was crying. "Kate?" I called. Kate's ears perked up and she looked to see me. "CHRIS!" she cried. She ran towards me and hugged me, crying hard. "Where are we?" I asked. "I don't know. I remember going to bed with Jon, then I woke up here." Kate said. "What? Same here! I went to bed with Katie and Alex and woke...

( this metal song is a direct result of one furry teenagers awesome song writing skills, this is blessed with copyright and any attempt to defile this song will result in death of worse).
Death- Defy. VERSE 1.
My world, around me died. When I saw her hart-, hart beat.
Fall like a cold stone to the ground. Blood on this pavement.

VERSE 2
I cannot understand how someone could hurt you
hurt u like the way they did
i cannot prepare my self for your final moments
oh can u death defy

CHORUS
kneel over your bleeding heart
your body it was art
in your eyes i see some light
you have not gegeven up the fight
i should...

After the remembernce song for garth humphrey was driving at 90 twoard Wolfiey's house he was gonna kill Wolfiey because Wolfiey killed His friend He was so mad then A car swerved into his lane and he didnt have time to react and they collided Humphreys car fliped 8 times ripping everything off the car when it stoped humphrey was knocked out blood leaking from his mouth. He woke and went to sit up but sat back down and cried in pain he looked down to his chest to find a rod from the roll cage in his car stuck in his chest and then a para medic came over he was in so much pain the paramedic...

Humphrey was working on the boat, when Lilly came by. She snuck up on him as he was putting on the cover. She startled him once she got to him.
“Ahh!” He saw it was Lilly, “Don’t do that!”
“Sorry! What’s Humphrey doin?”
“Not really much, just putting on the boot cover.”
Humphrey started the boot cover from the front so he had to go in the water to put it on in the back. When he got about two to five feet in the water, he cut his foot on the anchor.
“Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!”
“Humphrey, what’s wrong?”
Humphrey came out of the water bleeding, “Oh Humphrey!”
He laid...

This plot is similar to Silent heuvel 2. Its been 2 years since Humphrey died of disease, leaving Kate in a vortex of depression and dispair. However, One dag Kate received a letter from him. It told her to come to their special place in Silent Hill.


Kate took a deep breath as she stepped out of her car and faced the fog-shrouded path before her.

I cant believe im actually doing this.... Humphrey CANT be alive because he is DEAD! And what did he mean door "Our Special Place?" We did so many things here. This is gonna be tough.

All these thoughts were racing through Kate's mind as she began walking...

The trip back to my aunties house was thoroughly relaxing after the long walk it took to walk from one end of the sun drenched strand to the other historically thriving finish. the car was nice and warm in contrast to the chilly wind that emanated from the sea to our skin receptors and the seats comfortable against our rears (crystal needed this becuse her arse was still sore from the night before).

As we reached the old house it was a welcomed sight to see that no troublesome cats had shit in aunty joys garden (as we feard they might have) and a chance to sit down on aunty joys flowered,frilled,...

Authors note: it may be a little sexual, but deal with it! I had no other ideas, and it fitts in perfectly!

Ugh...... I feel terrible. I was finally waking up. I was tied to a boom hanging, stripped of everything! My knife, my shirt, my pants, my shoes, my socks, and my boxers! All my items were missing. Then I noticed, that I was surrounded door the whole pack! The alphas, betas, and omegas were all here surrounding and starring at my nude body. Damm- I amm soo embarrised. All the Girls were starring at my man hood! Damm! Even Kate, the girl I always had a crush on saw me in plain sight, while...

It was an ordinary dag in Jasper Park Canada when a meteor douche began!

1 uur BEFORE the meteor shower
Hey guys u want to go log sledding?
Yeah in for it Humphrey
Ok Let’s find a suitable log to sled down the hill
15 minuten later
GIVE us some wind salty
OH yeah
Wait slow it down a bit
How am I supposed to do that?
Well simply just come sit down again.
Oh ok *bam as they crash into a rock*
See why u should have sat down says Humphrey when he gets wolf piled. * muffled voice *
Get off me NOW PLEASE!
Oh sorry was just a random wolf pile.
5 minuten before the meteor shower
*Humphrey looks up at the sky*...