If u could ask any anime character a question, who and what would it be?

Yugi:
How do u get your hair to stay like that??
Raditz:
What do u think u would look like at Super Sayain lv 3?
Capitan Kurotsuchi:
What possesed u to change your own body so drastically?

Guys
To L: Why aren't u naked? (He knows the drill xD)
To BB: Why aren't u naked?(He does too)
To Conrad: Can I kiss you? (among other things)
To Mail: Can u help me beat this game AFTER I rape you?
To Gokudera: Can u throw a bomb at Haru after I rape you?
To Vincent Valentine: Can u kiss me....here?
To Ulquiorra: Can I stick my hand in your neck as I rape you?
To Kadaj: Can I see your body again?
To Toga: Can u out out that cig, I'm trying to rape you.
To Katou: So I take care of your little brother and rape you?
To Hei: .....that mask is cool and can u take it off so u can eat me?
Watari: Can u adopt me even though I'm over 18?

Girls
Kotonoha K(School Days): Can u teach me to be meer like u after I marry you? xD
Every girl except Hinata from Naruto: Can u shut the fuck up?
Eva (Monster): Can u die?
Lena Lee(D Grayman): SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?
Hiyono: Can I peel your skin off your rotting corpse?
Lucy(Elfen Lied): Can u kill someone for me?

Randomness
Guildias(Enzai): Why are u a pervert bitch?
Johan(Monster): Why are u nuts?
Light Yagami: Why do u choose to be a psycho?
Sephiroth: Why won't u leave wolk alone? xD
Ginji(getbackers): Can u stempel, punch my mom in the face with your lightening fist? xD
Mello: Want a piece of my chocolate?
Ryohei(KHR): Am I extreme?
Ichigo: Did u know u have a awesome body?
Kaname: Why are u being a jackass? (you sexy man u xD)
Ryuk: Can I fly on your back! x3

God and there's plenty more!

To Break Xerxes(From Pandora Hearts)
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

lol

I would ask InuYasha: Did u love your mother and father a lot?

To Sebastian .M(Kuroshitsuji)- Can u be my butler for ever?
To Hibari Kyoya(khr) - Will u go out with me?
To Mukuro Rokudo(khr) How could u make your hair stand like a pineapple?
To Squalo .S (KHR) How long is your hair?
To Lucy (Elfen Lied)- can u kill someone for me?
To Gokudera Hayato(khr)- How much do u really LOVE juumaine?
To Honey-Senpai(Ouran) - Do u love More? Mori of Usa-Chan?
To Xanxus(KHR)-How much do u really love Squalo?
To Hakufu .s (ikkitousen)-Can help u conquer Japan?(wants anime related stuff XD)
To Bel(KHR) How can u see will your bangs covering half of your face?
To Ciel .P (Kuroshitsuji)-Can u kruis dress as a girl again with Alois? X3

I'd probably ask i is i can serve diablo the demon lord