Light: (Sitting in chair)
Ryuk: u know, Light. It’s been a week since u got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t u killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
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Raye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there u are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while u were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed door a car
Naomi: Oh, so the usual stuff, huh
Raye: Yes….. Now about my dinner
(The volgende Day)
Raye: I can’t believe I got to go out to eat tonight. That lazy woman can’t do anything for herself. You’d think forcing her into the keuken-, keuken would help her learn to cook door now
Light: (Behind him) Raye Pepper
Raye: Huh? No, it’s Penber
Light: Whatever. I want to let u know that I am Kira
Raye: How can I tell it’s you
Light: Because I am
Raye: (Suddenly filled with fear) *Damn it. It’s Kira* What do u want
(They both get on a train)
Light: I want the names of all the FBI agents. If u don’t, I will kill your wife
Raye: Sucks to be you, Kira. She can’t cook for shit, so nothing to worry me
Light: If she dies, how will u do the sex
Raye: …… Damn you, Kira
Light: Yep, damn me. Now get to work, Raye Panther
Raye: (Writes down the names of the FBI agents)
Light: Good, now get off
Raye: (Walks off the train) Perhaps he’ll spare m- (Suddenly has a hart-, hart attack) (Looks back at the train, and see’s Light)
Light: Good by, Raye Pandabear
Raye: (Dies right there as the train leaves)
(The volgende Day)
President: Regardless, the American FBI can not be a part of this anymore. We’re pulling out
Matsuda: That’s what she said
President: ……….. Good bye (Hangs up)
L: Matsuda, why did u make that joke
Matsuda: It just seemed that-
L: Go to the corner of shame and think about what u said
Matsuda: But-
L: Now!
Matsuda: (Stands in the corner)
L: So, how many is left
Soichiro: Well, all that is left is me, Aizawa, Mogi, Ukita, Matsuda-
L: Who gives a shit about Matsuda
Soichiro: And some guy who will leave in a couple of seconds, so we’ll ignore his name
L: Very good. Now, I would like for all of u to come to my hotel room. I want to meet all of u in person. If u can trust me, then I GUESS I could trust you… If I have to
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: I can’t believe Raye is dead. He was so nice to me
(Flashbacks)
Raye: Woman, where is my dinner
(End of flashback)
Naomi: I swear, Kira. I will catch you. Even if it kills me
Creator: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
To Be Continued
Ryuk: u know, Light. It’s been a week since u got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t u killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
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Raye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there u are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while u were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed door a car
Naomi: Oh, so the usual stuff, huh
Raye: Yes….. Now about my dinner
(The volgende Day)
Raye: I can’t believe I got to go out to eat tonight. That lazy woman can’t do anything for herself. You’d think forcing her into the keuken-, keuken would help her learn to cook door now
Light: (Behind him) Raye Pepper
Raye: Huh? No, it’s Penber
Light: Whatever. I want to let u know that I am Kira
Raye: How can I tell it’s you
Light: Because I am
Raye: (Suddenly filled with fear) *Damn it. It’s Kira* What do u want
(They both get on a train)
Light: I want the names of all the FBI agents. If u don’t, I will kill your wife
Raye: Sucks to be you, Kira. She can’t cook for shit, so nothing to worry me
Light: If she dies, how will u do the sex
Raye: …… Damn you, Kira
Light: Yep, damn me. Now get to work, Raye Panther
Raye: (Writes down the names of the FBI agents)
Light: Good, now get off
Raye: (Walks off the train) Perhaps he’ll spare m- (Suddenly has a hart-, hart attack) (Looks back at the train, and see’s Light)
Light: Good by, Raye Pandabear
Raye: (Dies right there as the train leaves)
(The volgende Day)
President: Regardless, the American FBI can not be a part of this anymore. We’re pulling out
Matsuda: That’s what she said
President: ……….. Good bye (Hangs up)
L: Matsuda, why did u make that joke
Matsuda: It just seemed that-
L: Go to the corner of shame and think about what u said
Matsuda: But-
L: Now!
Matsuda: (Stands in the corner)
L: So, how many is left
Soichiro: Well, all that is left is me, Aizawa, Mogi, Ukita, Matsuda-
L: Who gives a shit about Matsuda
Soichiro: And some guy who will leave in a couple of seconds, so we’ll ignore his name
L: Very good. Now, I would like for all of u to come to my hotel room. I want to meet all of u in person. If u can trust me, then I GUESS I could trust you… If I have to
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: I can’t believe Raye is dead. He was so nice to me
(Flashbacks)
Raye: Woman, where is my dinner
(End of flashback)
Naomi: I swear, Kira. I will catch you. Even if it kills me
Creator: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
To Be Continued
Voiced by: Fumihiro Okabayashi
A bespectacled student at Miyabigaoka High School who looks down upon Seika students. After insulting two students for taking an interest in chess, they hit him and Misaki forces them to go with her to apologize to him. When she discovers the reason why they attacked Koganei, she demands that Koganei apologize to her students as well. He agrees, only on the condition that they defeat him in chess, which Usui does with no trouble despite Koganei ranking fourth in the nation as a chess player. He was originally intended to be the president of Miyabigaoka High School Council door the author, but rejected door the editor.[2]
