Light: (Sitting in chair)
Ryuk: u know, Light. It’s been a week since u got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t u killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
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Raye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there u are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while u were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed door a car
Naomi: Oh, so the usual stuff, huh
Raye: Yes….. Now about my dinner
(The volgende Day)
Raye: I can’t believe I got to go out to eat tonight. That lazy woman can’t do anything for herself. You’d think forcing her into the keuken-, keuken would help her learn to cook door now
Light: (Behind him) Raye Pepper
Raye: Huh? No, it’s Penber
Light: Whatever. I want to let u know that I am Kira
Raye: How can I tell it’s you
Light: Because I am
Raye: (Suddenly filled with fear) *Damn it. It’s Kira* What do u want
(They both get on a train)
Light: I want the names of all the FBI agents. If u don’t, I will kill your wife
Raye: Sucks to be you, Kira. She can’t cook for shit, so nothing to worry me
Light: If she dies, how will u do the sex
Raye: …… Damn you, Kira
Light: Yep, damn me. Now get to work, Raye Panther
Raye: (Writes down the names of the FBI agents)
Light: Good, now get off
Raye: (Walks off the train) Perhaps he’ll spare m- (Suddenly has a hart-, hart attack) (Looks back at the train, and see’s Light)
Light: Good by, Raye Pandabear
Raye: (Dies right there as the train leaves)
(The volgende Day)
President: Regardless, the American FBI can not be a part of this anymore. We’re pulling out
Matsuda: That’s what she said
President: ……….. Good bye (Hangs up)
L: Matsuda, why did u make that joke
Matsuda: It just seemed that-
L: Go to the corner of shame and think about what u said
Matsuda: But-
L: Now!
Matsuda: (Stands in the corner)
L: So, how many is left
Soichiro: Well, all that is left is me, Aizawa, Mogi, Ukita, Matsuda-
L: Who gives a shit about Matsuda
Soichiro: And some guy who will leave in a couple of seconds, so we’ll ignore his name
L: Very good. Now, I would like for all of u to come to my hotel room. I want to meet all of u in person. If u can trust me, then I GUESS I could trust you… If I have to
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: I can’t believe Raye is dead. He was so nice to me
(Flashbacks)
Raye: Woman, where is my dinner
(End of flashback)
Naomi: I swear, Kira. I will catch you. Even if it kills me
Creator: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
To Be Continued