Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This artikel has been rated pg13, and should not be read door anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when Batman is written door Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, u the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"
"Right again!"
"So...so u are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting vraag with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::
#18.
Detective Comics: 339
"Gee, Batman, why'd u pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about u stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"
#17.
Detective Comics: 119
"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For God's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."
#16.
Batman: 133
Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!
#15.
Batman: 122
Because everything is about you, Robin.
#14.
Batman: 191
Yes, Batman is having a garage sale. How epic.
#13.
Batman: 29
The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.
#12.
Batman: 196
Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid vragen and look behind you' saga.
#11.
Batman: 209
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
#10.
Detective Comics: 106
"Hey, Ralph; I have to draw this cover and... are libraries the places with paintings of the places with books?"
"Are u shitting me, Bob?"
"Ha ha! Yes, yes... I am just kidding. Of course I know what a bibliotheek is. I am not that dumb! What kind of moron doesn't know what a bibliotheek is, am I right?"
#9.
Batman: 134
We think the cover artist is complaining about the writers' ability to write believable human beings. That's okay, the writer gets to defend himself volgende issue when he writes "Batman and the Strange Case of the Cover Artist Who Was Crushed door a Mountain of Dicks He Tried to Suck and His Mom Was a Big Whore, Too." (part 1 of 4)
#8.
Batman: 183
Here's the "tell-tale hint" they promise at the bottom left of the cover: See that bottle? It's not root beer. It's also not the first one of the night.
#7.
Batman: 222
Oh, for God's sake... IT'S PAUL!
#6.
Detective Comics: 320
Batman: MMMMffff! MhhhmMMff! BBBBrrrMMMMffff!
Robin: Mmmff MMF, BrrrMFFF!
Writers: I guess we didn't totally think this one through.
#5.
Detective Comics: 275
A menace to the eyes! And can't he just change his name to zebra Man? zebra Batman is just overkill.
#4.
Batman: 147
Batman: So awesome criminals shit their pants even when they see a baby version of him.
Also, hope u like the new baby-foot-sized hole in your head, Science Guy.
#3.
Batman: 204
"Okay, some asshole thinks Batman won't stempel, punch blind people, but I've got news: Batman loves punching blind people! This is so on!"
#2.
Batman: 246
"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!"
#1.
Detective Comics: 126
Say what u will, but I'm with Batman; electrocuted fat people are freaking hilarious.
artikel Credit: Cracked.com
These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This artikel has been rated pg13, and should not be read door anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when Batman is written door Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, u the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"
"Right again!"
"So...so u are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting vraag with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::
#18.
Detective Comics: 339
"Gee, Batman, why'd u pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about u stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"
#17.
Detective Comics: 119
"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For God's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."
#16.
Batman: 133
Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!
#15.
Batman: 122
Because everything is about you, Robin.
#14.
Batman: 191
Yes, Batman is having a garage sale. How epic.
#13.
Batman: 29
The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.
#12.
Batman: 196
Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid vragen and look behind you' saga.
#11.
Batman: 209
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
#10.
Detective Comics: 106
"Hey, Ralph; I have to draw this cover and... are libraries the places with paintings of the places with books?"
"Are u shitting me, Bob?"
"Ha ha! Yes, yes... I am just kidding. Of course I know what a bibliotheek is. I am not that dumb! What kind of moron doesn't know what a bibliotheek is, am I right?"
#9.
Batman: 134
We think the cover artist is complaining about the writers' ability to write believable human beings. That's okay, the writer gets to defend himself volgende issue when he writes "Batman and the Strange Case of the Cover Artist Who Was Crushed door a Mountain of Dicks He Tried to Suck and His Mom Was a Big Whore, Too." (part 1 of 4)
#8.
Batman: 183
Here's the "tell-tale hint" they promise at the bottom left of the cover: See that bottle? It's not root beer. It's also not the first one of the night.
#7.
Batman: 222
Oh, for God's sake... IT'S PAUL!
#6.
Detective Comics: 320
Batman: MMMMffff! MhhhmMMff! BBBBrrrMMMMffff!
Robin: Mmmff MMF, BrrrMFFF!
Writers: I guess we didn't totally think this one through.
#5.
Detective Comics: 275
A menace to the eyes! And can't he just change his name to zebra Man? zebra Batman is just overkill.
#4.
Batman: 147
Batman: So awesome criminals shit their pants even when they see a baby version of him.
Also, hope u like the new baby-foot-sized hole in your head, Science Guy.
#3.
Batman: 204
"Okay, some asshole thinks Batman won't stempel, punch blind people, but I've got news: Batman loves punching blind people! This is so on!"
#2.
Batman: 246
"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!"
#1.
Detective Comics: 126
Say what u will, but I'm with Batman; electrocuted fat people are freaking hilarious.
artikel Credit: Cracked.com