Melchett: Grey, I suspect, your Majesty.
Queen Elizabeth: I think you'll find they were orange, Lord Melchett.
Melchett: Grey is meer usual, Ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth: Who's Queen?
Melchett: As u say, Majesty. There were these magnificent oranje elephants...
[Blackadder is writing a letter to Amy, as dictated door the Prince.]
Prince George: Tally ho, my fine, saucy young trollop. Your luck's in. Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, u lucky tart. Yours with the deepest respect etc. Signed George. PS Woof,...
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