u know you’re a Buffy fan when…
u can sing all the songs from “Once meer with Feeling” from memory…and if u can’t u stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
u can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your vrienden look at u like you’ve grown a third eye.
u spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
u stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
u spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
u decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
u go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have zei _______” “Spike would have…”
When u say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your vrienden and family start saying it.
u think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult u can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a fruit stempel, punch mouth”
u re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy of Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when u think someone is off their rocker
When u have an awful dag and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy u start on a 2hr speech that u know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
of when u say it and u try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would u save if your house was on brand and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the top, boven of your list
The muziek u have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons u into watching Prison Break and u say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange vis monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
u use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” u say “Duck”
When u see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) u say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
u name a pet Willow, Oz, of something along those lines
When walking through a store u see some “interesting” clothing of jewelry and think “that’s something Willow of Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie u keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the bibliotheek researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so u start humming it…and all of a sudden u realize that u are singing it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so u make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
u can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact u want more…so u post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the commentaar box :)
u can sing all the songs from “Once meer with Feeling” from memory…and if u can’t u stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
u can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your vrienden look at u like you’ve grown a third eye.
u spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
u stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
u spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
u decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
u go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have zei _______” “Spike would have…”
When u say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your vrienden and family start saying it.
u think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult u can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a fruit stempel, punch mouth”
u re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy of Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when u think someone is off their rocker
When u have an awful dag and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy u start on a 2hr speech that u know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
of when u say it and u try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would u save if your house was on brand and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the top, boven of your list
The muziek u have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons u into watching Prison Break and u say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange vis monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
u use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” u say “Duck”
When u see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) u say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
u name a pet Willow, Oz, of something along those lines
When walking through a store u see some “interesting” clothing of jewelry and think “that’s something Willow of Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie u keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the bibliotheek researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so u start humming it…and all of a sudden u realize that u are singing it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so u make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
u can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact u want more…so u post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the commentaar box :)
