Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] u were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before u landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust u can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck Bass: u know, they say that u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: [kicks Chuck] Break a leg!
Chuck Bass: I think I just did!
Chuck Bass: Won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me.
Chuck Bass: It wasn't what I wrote. I was inspired in the moment. Look, I know I zei some horrible things. Even for me.
Amelia: What's this?
Chuck Bass: I was hoping we could discuss what u have planned for my room.
Amelia: And who are you?
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: So are u planning to spend the summer sweating it out in Brooklyn?
Nate Archibald: Ah, I think my time across the bridge is over.
Chuck Bass: Nathaniel. What happened with u and Punky Brewster?
Chuck Bass: u know, they say that if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh. They say if u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: Ooh, I love it when u talk dirty, Blair.
Chuck Bass: u don't belong with Nate. Never have, never will.
Howie 'The Captain' Archibald: Here he is, the best man ready to do his dad proud.
Chuck Bass: Captain good to see you. Nate.
[Nate being mad just looks at him and doesn't say anything]
Howie 'The Captain' Archibald: Wow, clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice fellas, you've been vrienden a long time, whoever she is she's not worth it.
Chuck Bass: Couldn't agree more.
Nate Archibald: That's the problem.
Chuck Bass: I need to talk to you, your father's leaving.
Nate Archibald: He just stepped out to call my mom.
Vanessa Abrams: Everything okay?
Chuck Bass: No.
Nate Archibald: Yes.
Chuck Bass: He just asked to have his car brought around.
Nate Archibald: He probably left his phone in it.
Chuck Bass: Look before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal, it looked like drugs.
Nate Archibald: My father is clean Chuck and what are u spying on him?
Chuck Bass: Look, I know u hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry, we do not have time to argue about this.
Nate Archibald: So, thank you.
Chuck Bass: It's your dad, it's bigger than, all the other stuff.
Nate Archibald: Look I'm sorry, for all of it.
Chuck Bass: So am I.
Nate Archibald: So u zei u loved her? That’s um... well never heard u say that before, about anyone.
Chuck Bass: u ready to go back in?
Nate Archibald: I don't think I'm goin' back in.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck about to give his best man speech] My father is someone who goes after what he wants and Lily busje, van der Wooden was no exception. A typical bas, bass man fashion, his pursuit was direct and at times, not exactly subtle. One thing I've learned through my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance, that in the face of true love u don't just give up - even if the object of your affection is begging u to. And one thing I've learned from Lily, is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a seconde chance and in kind I've watched them become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one dag I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who'll do the same for me. To the happy couple!
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, when, where, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck Bass: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Best man speech going that well?
Chuck Bass: There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Blair Waldorf: Not a dry eye there either.
Chuck Bass: Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Blair Waldorf: Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time.
[Blair fixes Chuck's bowtie]
Chuck Bass: Except you. Save me a dance?
Blair Waldorf: [Blair grabs Chuck, irritated door what he said] Now that Georgina's done, so are u and I, she was the last thing we had in common.
[Blair kicks Chuck on the shin, making him grunt]
Blair Waldorf: Ha, break a leg.
Chuck Bass: I think I just did.
Chuck Bass: [Blair wakes up and is confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed, then she slaps him] Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires u removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh, enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: [looks at his watch] Well, I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. u know, they say if u love something, u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh! They say when u hate something, u should slam the door in its face!
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty, Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry I can be a teef enough for the both of us.
Chuck Bass: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Chuck Bass: u know they say if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh. They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it.
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time, it was chilly.
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Blair Waldorf: Ow!
Chuck Bass: Who, what, when, where, why?
Blair Waldorf: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Chuck Bass: And u were on the floor!
Blair Waldorf: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Chuck Bass: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Blair Waldorf: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Chuck Bass: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Blair Waldorf: It was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck Bass: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Blair Waldorf: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Chuck Bass: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Blair Waldorf: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Blair Waldorf: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Chuck Bass: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Blair Waldorf: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Blair Waldorf: Ow!
Chuck Bass: Who, what, when, where, why?
Blair Waldorf: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Chuck Bass: And u were on the floor!
Blair Waldorf: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Chuck Bass: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Blair Waldorf: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Chuck Bass: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Blair Waldorf: It was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck Bass: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Blair Waldorf: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Chuck Bass: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Blair Waldorf: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Blair Waldorf: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Chuck Bass: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Blair Waldorf: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before u landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust u can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck Bass: u know, they say that u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: [kicks Chuck] Break a leg!
Chuck Bass: I think I just did!
Chuck Bass: Won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me.
Chuck Bass: It wasn't what I wrote. I was inspired in the moment. Look, I know I zei some horrible things. Even for me.
Amelia: What's this?
Chuck Bass: I was hoping we could discuss what u have planned for my room.
Amelia: And who are you?
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: So are u planning to spend the summer sweating it out in Brooklyn?
Nate Archibald: Ah, I think my time across the bridge is over.
Chuck Bass: Nathaniel. What happened with u and Punky Brewster?
Chuck Bass: u know, they say that if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh. They say if u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: Ooh, I love it when u talk dirty, Blair.
Chuck Bass: u don't belong with Nate. Never have, never will.
Howie 'The Captain' Archibald: Here he is, the best man ready to do his dad proud.
Chuck Bass: Captain good to see you. Nate.
[Nate being mad just looks at him and doesn't say anything]
Howie 'The Captain' Archibald: Wow, clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice fellas, you've been vrienden a long time, whoever she is she's not worth it.
Chuck Bass: Couldn't agree more.
Nate Archibald: That's the problem.
Chuck Bass: I need to talk to you, your father's leaving.
Nate Archibald: He just stepped out to call my mom.
Vanessa Abrams: Everything okay?
Chuck Bass: No.
Nate Archibald: Yes.
Chuck Bass: He just asked to have his car brought around.
Nate Archibald: He probably left his phone in it.
Chuck Bass: Look before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal, it looked like drugs.
Nate Archibald: My father is clean Chuck and what are u spying on him?
Chuck Bass: Look, I know u hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry, we do not have time to argue about this.
Nate Archibald: So, thank you.
Chuck Bass: It's your dad, it's bigger than, all the other stuff.
Nate Archibald: Look I'm sorry, for all of it.
Chuck Bass: So am I.
Nate Archibald: So u zei u loved her? That’s um... well never heard u say that before, about anyone.
Chuck Bass: u ready to go back in?
Nate Archibald: I don't think I'm goin' back in.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck about to give his best man speech] My father is someone who goes after what he wants and Lily busje, van der Wooden was no exception. A typical bas, bass man fashion, his pursuit was direct and at times, not exactly subtle. One thing I've learned through my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance, that in the face of true love u don't just give up - even if the object of your affection is begging u to. And one thing I've learned from Lily, is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a seconde chance and in kind I've watched them become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one dag I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who'll do the same for me. To the happy couple!
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, when, where, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Chuck Bass: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Best man speech going that well?
Chuck Bass: There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Blair Waldorf: Not a dry eye there either.
Chuck Bass: Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Blair Waldorf: Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time.
[Blair fixes Chuck's bowtie]
Chuck Bass: Except you. Save me a dance?
Blair Waldorf: [Blair grabs Chuck, irritated door what he said] Now that Georgina's done, so are u and I, she was the last thing we had in common.
[Blair kicks Chuck on the shin, making him grunt]
Blair Waldorf: Ha, break a leg.
Chuck Bass: I think I just did.
Chuck Bass: [Blair wakes up and is confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed, then she slaps him] Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And u were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires u removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh, enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: [looks at his watch] Well, I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. u know, they say if u love something, u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh! They say when u hate something, u should slam the door in its face!
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty, Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry I can be a teef enough for the both of us.
Chuck Bass: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Chuck Bass: u know they say if u love something u should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Ugh. They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: It's not like u ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it.
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time, it was chilly.
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Blair Waldorf: Ow!
Chuck Bass: Who, what, when, where, why?
Blair Waldorf: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Chuck Bass: And u were on the floor!
Blair Waldorf: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Chuck Bass: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Blair Waldorf: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Chuck Bass: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Blair Waldorf: It was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck Bass: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Blair Waldorf: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Chuck Bass: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Blair Waldorf: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Blair Waldorf: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Chuck Bass: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Blair Waldorf: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]
Blair Waldorf: Ow!
Chuck Bass: Who, what, when, where, why?
Blair Waldorf: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Chuck Bass: And u were on the floor!
Blair Waldorf: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Chuck Bass: Why? It's not like u do anything athletic.
Blair Waldorf: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Chuck Bass: Fine. Nothing that requires u moving your scarf.
Blair Waldorf: It was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck Bass: Enough about the past. Before u landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Blair Waldorf: Well I trust u can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.
Chuck Bass: Don't worry, I can be teef enough for the both of us.
Blair Waldorf: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blair starts pushing him out the door]
Blair Waldorf: u know, they say if u love something u should set it free.
Chuck Bass: Ugh! They say when u hate something u should slam the door in its face!
Blair Waldorf: I love it when u talk dirty Blair.
