Bart Bass: So. Your new step-brother told me about your problem at school. Frankly, I wasn't surprised gegeven your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: u did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got u minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once u get there u don't always get to choose where u stand... of sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new busje, van Der Woodsen-Bass bibliotheek should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Okay. Will u excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? of was she meer like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do u think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. u know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are u to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: So glad that if u ever call me that again it'll be the last thign u ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I love it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for meer missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw u with that key, I know u had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, u and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't u bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of u together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless u want dear Nathaniel to know how u lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else u can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and u know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's u haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if u are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] hallo let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: u know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: u know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, u want me to tell him how u slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do u think he'll believe? u who bangs anything in his field of vision of me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: u knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of u I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] hallo Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If u think I'm gonna let u walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe u a black eye so unless this is u coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be meer succinct. u held a certain fascination... when u were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want u anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if u were going to tell Nate u would have done so in Monaco but u don't want him to hate u and u know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed u weren't meer careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did u sleep with her huh? u son of a teef I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did u give it to her like u do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at u and u kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow u screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so u cared about her?
Chuck Bass: u guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long u and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on u just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did u hear what I said? u stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, u don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be meer succinct. u held a certain fascination when u were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want u anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: u have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do u think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of u purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do u like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are u ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If u wanted to play ROUGH all u had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: u nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how u have to be with Nate of the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: u sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! u wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. u wish!
Chuck Bass: Please u forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! u have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do u think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is meer surprised of ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, u know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: u did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got u minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once u get there u don't always get to choose where u stand... of sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new busje, van Der Woodsen-Bass bibliotheek should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Okay. Will u excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? of was she meer like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do u think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. u know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are u to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: So glad that if u ever call me that again it'll be the last thign u ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I love it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for meer missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw u with that key, I know u had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, u and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't u bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of u together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless u want dear Nathaniel to know how u lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else u can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and u know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's u haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if u are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] hallo let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: u know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: u know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, u want me to tell him how u slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do u think he'll believe? u who bangs anything in his field of vision of me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: u knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of u I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] hallo Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If u think I'm gonna let u walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe u a black eye so unless this is u coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be meer succinct. u held a certain fascination... when u were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want u anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if u were going to tell Nate u would have done so in Monaco but u don't want him to hate u and u know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena busje, van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed u weren't meer careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did u sleep with her huh? u son of a teef I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did u give it to her like u do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at u and u kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow u screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so u cared about her?
Chuck Bass: u guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long u and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on u just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did u hear what I said? u stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, u don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be meer succinct. u held a certain fascination when u were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want u anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: u have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do u think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of u purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do u like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are u ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If u wanted to play ROUGH all u had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: u nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how u have to be with Nate of the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: u sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! u wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. u wish!
Chuck Bass: Please u forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! u have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do u think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is meer surprised of ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, u know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
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