Blair Waldorf: Thanks for the lift home.
Chuck Bass: u were... amazing up there.

Blair Waldorf: u know, I got moves.
Chuck Bass: Really? Then why don't u get up there.
Blair Waldorf: [laughs] I'm just saying, I got moves.

Blair Waldorf: u really don't think I'll go up there.
Chuck Bass: I know u won't do it.
Blair Waldorf: Guard my drink.

Chuck Bass: Nathaniel, your position in my esteem has been replaced door your voicemail. So Bart didn't go for Victrola but seems I've already bought the house out for tonight and it's not a party without my people of any people I'll see u there.
[Chuck goes and sits on the ground]
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: Long night?
Chuck Bass: Alfonso made me an omlette, I may have washed it down with a of two.
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: Father didn't go for your business proposal?
[Chucks shakes his head no]
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: Come on.
[Lily helps him up]
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: Let me help you.
Chuck Bass: He was born poor, I was born loaded but if the only way to impress him was if I started with nothing then why doesn't he just take it all away.
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: Because he loves you. No good parent likes to see his child go without.
Chuck Bass: I had the idea. I did the work. He tells me I can't be committed and he's the one screwing 25 jaar olds, when he's supposedly committed to you.
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: We're newly committed as recent as last week.
Chuck Bass: I wonder why he was pawing some asian chick in his limo yesterday.
Lily busje, van der Woodsen: How could I be surprised really. Excuse me.

Victrola Trannie: Who's that girl?
Chuck Bass: I have no idea...

Chuck Bass: Alfonso made me an omelette. I may have washed it down with a Belini of two.

Chuck Bass: Nathaniel! Your position in my esteem has been replaced door your voice mail.