Demotivational KND posters

Numbah1:Numbah 1's log at the moment me and my team mates of sector v are awaiting Numbah11 who's been on a top, boven secret mission that seems to involve teenage-

(Numbah5 hits him)

Numbah1:Hey what was that for?!

Numbah5:Numbah 362 told u not to record anything ya big freeze pop!

Numbah1:Well Numbah5 isn't that ironic..I don't get brain freeze remember?

Numbah5:Put a sok in it.

(A ship lands in the docking station and two operatives in space suits emerge from the ship)

Numbah4:ALIENS!!!!

Numbah5:There not aliens stupid!

(They take the helmets off.It's Jessee and Suzy)

Jessee:Guys!(she rushes up and hugs...

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi zei simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need of the last periods of the dag and we're home pagina free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever u don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do u REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...