creepypasta Article: Lucius: Jeff rip offs.EXE

posted by FrostyBlazer

Me: hi guys im home!

Jeff rip offs: hi!

Jeff: *mph*

Me: what the hell is going on?!

Jeef: Jeff killed my brother

Jef: i have RED eyes

Jeffy: I have two knifes!

Jake: Im his step-brother!

Lucius: *drops cigarette*

*10 minuets later*

Me: did u have to burn my house!?

Lucius: yes

Jeff: what the hell was that?

Lucius: your fan-base

Jeff: im screwed

Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!

Lucius: hey, just walk it off...

Me: I hate u guys so much...

Windwakerguy430 This was hilarious

FrostyBlazer yesh!

StolenPride XD

Lucius Chapter 7, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: ugh... where are we?

Slender: in the 5th world

Lucius: could u go into a little meer detail than that please?

Slender: its purgatory Lucius... its purgatory, I'm tired of explaining things to u so I'm giving it to u straight... its purgatory

Lucius: ok, where is LS?

Slender: he is already dead so he is probably laying down in horror after the mine hit us

*woosh*

SL: ... WAT

*woosh*

Mrs.P: how could u not see that mine!?

Reggie: I was texting my BFF, BRB I'm going to the food court

Lucius: (god, we are in purgatory! and their taking it like a casual hump day... and in the meantime Zalgo is trying to kill everyone!? ugh... I'm tired of this supernatural shi*)

Jeff The Killer

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The real Red Mist video

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I did not make this video! I found it on YouTube. And this is the real thing!!! :(

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scary

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red mist

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Rugrats Chuckie's Mother (Revised)

posted by puppygirl12114

Remember Rugrats, that toon on Nickelodeon? What u probably don't know is that the creator of the show, Gabor Csupo, originally planned a late night version of Rugrats called "Rugrascals", to be played at night, with meer adult humor.

Because every major channel thought the pilot was too disturbing, they refused to air the show, and as a result no-one has really heard about it. However, one station in Wellington New Zealand mistakenly played it in the morning, thinking it was a regular Rugrats episode. The pilot and only episode of the toon that was seen was called "Chuckies Mom". The intro...

hey! look! the best joke ever!

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Celene's story

posted by Creepycry

Celene was a girl who often found herself lost in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her home pagina where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years geleden when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one dag she was so lost in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes...

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Screaming Death Vol.1

posted by Hyfang

Hello....Welcome to my graveyard. My name is Death other known as Satan of The Devil. But I'm here to tell u a story about my son...The one who sweep the whole Earth to cold victory. It all began when....

"The Birth of My Son is Here!" Death Laughed as the women who's giving birth to the Prince of Hell. The demons was cheering as out came a baby, the women was instantly killed of blood loss and pain. "My Son is here!" Death said, as he held the baby up into the air. "Firius, The Prince of Death and The Undead will save us all!" The baby eyes glowed red and he gave a small smirk.

-16 Years Later-...

SOK Members: Vendetta

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Victim: you're insane!

Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*

*BOOM*

Henry: Vendetta!

Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous u know...

Henry: it's me sir... Henry

Vendetta: Henry! my, have u grown!

Henry: sir... we need your leadership to kom bij us again.

Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.

Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!

Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power

Henry: but we need a leader!

Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...

Henry: Lumar died sir...

Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...

Henry: welcome back sir

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is there such a thing as freedom?

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 3

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*Meanwhile*

46: ok Mr. Timothy u are free to go...

Masky: thanks...

96: *screeching*

46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!

Porter: ok, let me teleport u guys outa here...

ToTheArk: how did u get here?

Porter: I can teleport... its in the name

All: oh

*Meanwhile... again*

Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?

Zalgo: I need u to break Zippers out... again...

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...

Zalgo: Observer! RED!

Both: yes?

Zalgo: go capture BEN...

Observer: yes sir...

RED: LETS RUN!

SOK Member: Karl Koecher

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Karl: lets see all your little secrets...

Henry: well it looks like u are using your little magical potion

Karl: how the hell did u get in here?!

Henry: i'm vrienden with Kage, remember?

Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...

Henry: yet u still don't give us the secret

Karl: u wouldn't understand it anyway, why are u here?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Karl: WHAT?

Computer: download complete

Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP

Henry: showoff...

Karl: do u want me to rejoin of not?

Henry: well, if u are up for it

Karl: let me pack my bags

Henry: welcome back

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Ed, Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

posted by puppygirl12114

As u may know, the populair toon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to.

It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the toon was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network - some children were unfortunate enough to see it.

Apparently the quality of the episode was mediocre when held...

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Ben Drowned Plushy 2

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maskey?????!!!!!!

posted by emo_girl1994

one dag i was sleeping over at my vrienden house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if u include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he zei " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"

Devil resedence part 1

posted by yamishadow2001

If your a fan of anime u might know what soul eater is. I really loved the toon that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter zei something about a lost episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered door it I put the disc in my ps3 the toon appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the bibliotheek and found a book that was covered...

Lucius special: Purge pt. 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little meer specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little meer Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because u don't trust me doesn't mean u have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did u learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army of supporters of it

Johhny: and if u let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 3.5

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????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: u are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do u feel any guilt?

????: every single dag I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did u kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: u are crazy!

????: well thank u captain obvious!... now if u excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait u can't, u are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: u are in better place Mr. snuggles...

SOK members: Alexander Solonik

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Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did u get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why u are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like u to rejoin, u are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if u don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

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SOK Member: Hannibal Lecter

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Guard: u have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: u talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... u are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may u open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

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