Lucius: so... u live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided door SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a hart-, hart attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: u know he is passed out and he can't hear u right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...