*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were u the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... u are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were u the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... u are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Lucius: ugh... where are we?
Slender: in the 5th world
Lucius: could u go into a little meer detail than that please?
Slender: its purgatory Lucius... its purgatory, I'm tired of explaining things to u so I'm giving it to u straight... its purgatory
Lucius: ok, where is LS?
Slender: he is already dead so he is probably laying down in horror after the mine hit us
*woosh*
SL: ... WAT
*woosh*
Mrs.P: how could u not see that mine!?
Reggie: I was texting my BFF, BRB I'm going to the food court
Lucius: (god, we are in purgatory! and their taking it like a casual hump day... and in the meantime Zalgo is trying to kill everyone!? ugh... I'm tired of this supernatural shi*)
Slender: in the 5th world
Lucius: could u go into a little meer detail than that please?
Slender: its purgatory Lucius... its purgatory, I'm tired of explaining things to u so I'm giving it to u straight... its purgatory
Lucius: ok, where is LS?
Slender: he is already dead so he is probably laying down in horror after the mine hit us
*woosh*
SL: ... WAT
*woosh*
Mrs.P: how could u not see that mine!?
Reggie: I was texting my BFF, BRB I'm going to the food court
Lucius: (god, we are in purgatory! and their taking it like a casual hump day... and in the meantime Zalgo is trying to kill everyone!? ugh... I'm tired of this supernatural shi*)
one dag i was sleeping over at my vrienden house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if u include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he zei " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his vrienden are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather meer members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go door myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: u two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his vrienden are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather meer members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go door myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: u two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publiceer this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please beer with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch u if they think u know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publiceer this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please beer with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch u if they think u know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.