Kage: なぜ テール-
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently love makes u deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know u like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! u were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing u say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently love makes u deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know u like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! u were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing u say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Victim: you're insane!
Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*
*BOOM*
Henry: Vendetta!
Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous u know...
Henry: it's me sir... Henry
Vendetta: Henry! my, have u grown!
Henry: sir... we need your leadership to kom bij us again.
Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.
Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!
Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power
Henry: but we need a leader!
Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...
Henry: Lumar died sir...
Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...
Henry: welcome back sir
Society of Killers
Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*
*BOOM*
Henry: Vendetta!
Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous u know...
Henry: it's me sir... Henry
Vendetta: Henry! my, have u grown!
Henry: sir... we need your leadership to kom bij us again.
Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.
Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!
Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power
Henry: but we need a leader!
Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...
Henry: Lumar died sir...
Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...
Henry: welcome back sir
Society of Killers
*Meanwhile*
46: ok Mr. Timothy u are free to go...
Masky: thanks...
96: *screeching*
46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!
Porter: ok, let me teleport u guys outa here...
ToTheArk: how did u get here?
Porter: I can teleport... its in the name
All: oh
*Meanwhile... again*
Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?
Zalgo: I need u to break Zippers out... again...
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...
Zalgo: Observer! RED!
Both: yes?
Zalgo: go capture BEN...
Observer: yes sir...
RED: LETS RUN!
46: ok Mr. Timothy u are free to go...
Masky: thanks...
96: *screeching*
46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!
Porter: ok, let me teleport u guys outa here...
ToTheArk: how did u get here?
Porter: I can teleport... its in the name
All: oh
*Meanwhile... again*
Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?
Zalgo: I need u to break Zippers out... again...
Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...
Zalgo: Observer! RED!
Both: yes?
Zalgo: go capture BEN...
Observer: yes sir...
RED: LETS RUN!
Karl: lets see all your little secrets...
Henry: well it looks like u are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did u get in here?!
Henry: i'm vrienden with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet u still don't give us the secret
Karl: u wouldn't understand it anyway, why are u here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do u want me to rejoin of not?
Henry: well, if u are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: well it looks like u are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did u get in here?!
Henry: i'm vrienden with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet u still don't give us the secret
Karl: u wouldn't understand it anyway, why are u here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do u want me to rejoin of not?
Henry: well, if u are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have u seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have u been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are u the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do u remember last time u rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have u seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have u been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are u the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do u remember last time u rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one dag i was sleeping over at my vrienden house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if u include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he zei " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello u have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need u to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: u and I both know u don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little meer specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little meer Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!