Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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hi this is my first rant ever hope u like it

im a twilight fan but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when u first read the book u have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in love with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if u concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters u will realize the truth about bella that is

1) she is the farthest thing of unselfishness that exists . i mean cmon she is as selfish as u could get. what she does in eclipse to edward and to jacob she has to get everything she wants at any cost she doesn't care who she hurts. in new moon jake helps her to get out of her depresion and what does bella does when edward comes back???
she throws jake away as a use kleenex but that's not all she realizes that she actually loves him too aaaaa how sweet ...

2)then she is a terrible friend
when she arrives to forks she becames the shiny new object all the guys want her and all the girls want to be their friends....
ok and bella treats them like she is too good for them and critics almost everyone at the school exept of course edward
but she mades some human " vrienden " and on the 2 book and edward leaves she forgets all about her vrienden she uses them when she wants and forgets about them when she want

3) she is whiny as hell
i don't think u can go meer than 30 pages before u find some whining of bella
and that is just annoying to me

4) how she is the steriotpe of a girl years years geleden i mean
she cooks for her father every night and cleans the house for him
she gets marry right after high school
she is very worry about her age
she doesn't do any sports because the man is for the sports ( i mean in what jaar are we ?)
she have no plans to go to school because she already found his lovely edward
she has a baby
and that for her is her perfect part of forever
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about of have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable of hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out of wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape of form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in love with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this artikel because recently I have found myself meer constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much meer awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give u all the evidence u will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally stal that appel, apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I zei how much I love this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long geleden and I noticed this one vraag I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" of something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the meer recent ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid vraag to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just wis this question, because I geplaatst it a jaar geleden and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob meer so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased door crazed fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by laureng114
First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this artikel is to explain the point of view of a Twilight fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Vampires are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off door saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. door uneducated I mean fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash populair films because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept films the way they come.

As a one time auteur of a book called Elfin Magic (become a fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers u a direct line to the films and the auteur refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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I was following an online series called the Hillywood Show. It was two girls acting in Johnny Depp roles such as Sweeney Todd,Ed Wood,Edward Scissorhands.Here is a link of one of their link.This is their link
But after the release of Twilight they have stopped doing the Johnny Depp impression which made them famous they started doing twilight video's but even worse . Its Twilight muziek Video's. So that means cheesy muziek and annoying dancing and skimpy outfits.
It reminded me of how twilight is no longer a personal thing no matter where we go we will see twilight dangled in our faces in merchandise,...
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