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hi this is my first rant ever hope u like it

im a twilight fan but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when u first read the book u have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in love with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if u concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters u will realize the truth about bella that is

1) she is the farthest thing of unselfishness that exists . i mean cmon she is as selfish as u could get. what she does in eclipse to edward and to jacob she has to get everything she wants at any cost she doesn't care who she hurts. in new moon jake helps her to get out of her depresion and what does bella does when edward comes back???
she throws jake away as a use kleenex but that's not all she realizes that she actually loves him too aaaaa how sweet ...

2)then she is a terrible friend
when she arrives to forks she becames the shiny new object all the guys want her and all the girls want to be their friends....
ok and bella treats them like she is too good for them and critics almost everyone at the school exept of course edward
but she mades some human " vrienden " and on the 2 book and edward leaves she forgets all about her vrienden she uses them when she wants and forgets about them when she want

3) she is whiny as hell
i don't think u can go meer than 30 pages before u find some whining of bella
and that is just annoying to me

4) how she is the steriotpe of a girl years years geleden i mean
she cooks for her father every night and cleans the house for him
she gets marry right after high school
she is very worry about her age
she doesn't do any sports because the man is for the sports ( i mean in what jaar are we ?)
she have no plans to go to school because she already found his lovely edward
she has a baby
and that for her is her perfect part of forever
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Vampires from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances door Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ jaar old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the toon Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new favoriete character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the fans think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some fans don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to publiceer this artikel in the boeken to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion artikel I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way u haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most recent perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a vraag for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can u know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and commentaren about Edward being "pathetic" of "gay" because he was a 100 jaar old virgin. I've written this artikel to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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