Belle had always considered herself to be a patient person. She was always able to calm her father down when he was complaining about his latest invention being a failure. She generally hid her disdain towards the arrogant Gaston door being courteous and polite, no matter how rude he was acting. Children from the village generally looked to her to help them solve their disagreements with one and other. Yes, it was true that Belle had the gift of patience. But as she had been locked up door a beast and was now waiting on a spoiled princess all in one day, Belle realized that sometimes gifts need to be replaced with something meer suitable.
    "Princess Pea!" Belle raised her voice. "Don't u think you're being a little selfish? Your boyfriend is out there with that monster and you're lying on a bed napping!"
    "What do u care?" erwt hated maidens with attitude. Excluding herself of course. "You're the one who told me the Beast is harmless."
    "But still, u ought to do something!"
    Suddenly, there was a knock at the bedroom door. erwt jumped up and answered it. In the doorway stood the large, angry creature, who was holding Conrad door the overhemd, shirt collar. "Who are u people? You're not welcome here!" yelled the Beast.
    "Just give me my boyfriend back, u big ape," erwt rolled her eyes. "Look, I've had a long dag and I'm not in the mood to deal with your immature crap."
    "But...I..." the Beast stuttered. At a loss for words, he roared viciously in Pea's face. "JUST GET OUT OF MY HOME! NOOOOOOOOOW!"
    "Okay, first of all, u are in desperate need of a Tic-Tac," erwt handed the Beast a mint. "Second, I'm not going anywhere, u big brute. If u kick us out, I guarantee we'll find the nearest village and tell them about you. volgende thing u know, they'll come here chanting 'KILL THE BEAST.' u don't want that now do you?" The Beast stood there, perplexed. "That's what I thought. Anyway, Conrad go toon yourself to one of the nice guest bedrooms. We'll be staying here a while."
    The Beast was so confused that he dropped Conrad, who scurried to a guest room. erwt turned to the Beast, "If anybody needs me, I'm just down the hall, soaking in the tub." She skipped down the corridor.
    While Conrad and erwt spent the rest of the evening hooking up in their room, Belle explored the castle. When she admitted being hungry, a candlestick holder and a bunch of plates did a Broadway number for her. But then it occured to the beautiful heroine, she really wondered what the Beast was hiding in the forbidden West Wing...
    Just then, erwt and Conrad heard a scream. When erwt peeked out her bedroom door, she saw Belle throwing on her cape and fleeing down a flight of stairs.
    "Promise of no promise, I can't stay here another minute!" Belle cried as she exited the castle.
    Pea stormed over to the West Wing, ignoring a petulant little clock that tried to stop her. "What did u do this time?" erwt yelled at the Beast as she entered the West Wing.
    "Excuse me?" the Beast seemed offended but his eyes had a hint of grief in them.
    "You scared the shit out of that poor girl. Are u just a big, mean asshole all the time of something?" erwt scolded.
    "It doesn't matter anyhow," the Beast sighed. "It makes no difference. She'll always think of me as a monster."
    "Well if u keep acting like one, damn straight!" erwt yelled. "You need to get your act together and stop living up to that hideous thing u call a face. I talked to Belle. She's not some shallow bimbo. I bet u she could actually learn to be cool with u if u would stop being a big prick."
    "Really? u think so?" Beast's eyes lit up. "And what about you? You're beautiful on the outside...do u think u could ever see past my appearance too?"
    Pea laughed at the top, boven of her lungs for about fifteen seconds. "Oh my God, u are hilarious. No, sorry, I'm not into the covered-in-hair look. It didn't work for my last boyfriend and it doesn't work for you. Anyway, what are u still doing here?"
    "Huh?"
    "Get your ezel outside and apologize to Belle," erwt yelled. "And I would hurry since there is a pack of hungry wolves outside the kasteel gates."
    With that, the Beast hurried out of the castle.

(End Of Part 20)