Lots of u zei it's hard to hear what Genie is saying in this song, so...here it is!


Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
u got a brand of magic never fails
u got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
u got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all u gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
u ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is u want
u ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what u wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little meer Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help u dude
u ain't never had a friend like me

Can your vrienden do this?
Do your vrienden do that?
Do your vrienden pull this out their little hat?
Can your vrienden go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your vrienden go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
u got me bona fide, certified
u got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help u out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
u got a lijst that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all u gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish of two of three
I'm on the job, u big nabob
u ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
u ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
u ain't never had a friend like me
u ain't never had a friend like me, hah!