Yikes.

the tree is technically an inanimate object therefore it can't make any sounds (meows, woofs, squeaks, ect.) back... that is weird

You're either labeled a whore or a mega fag-hag.

LOL

hahahaha, this would be kinda suspicious...

Ooor...she's a lesbian just hangin with the guys.

I heard...she's a mormon with 7 husbands!

Maybe she's starting a colony! She's like the big queen dwarf layin eggs all day while the little men work.

LMAO!!

Or she's starting her own cult...

I think she's been brainwashed and is their sexual slave. She has to sleep with a different one every day of the week. Dopey gets her Mondays but Grumpy has to wait all the way until Sunday and he doesn't go easy on her. Tsk..Poor dear.

Or maybe she's a spy...maybe the dwarfs are smuggling diamonds out of the country...

ooooh yeah...in the pies.

Now this is just a rumour but I heard she she's actually running a rehab facility out there but she's fallen off the bandwagon. Supposedly this old woman that occasionally comes by is her crack supplier.

Haha!!

or having a species change haha! well, i think alot of these would stir up alot of rumours.

XD

Now I'm not one to gossip, but I heard that Snow White knows that at least ONE of those men is her father. Apparently her mother got into some wild drunken sex orgy with all 7 of them. Anyway she's gone out there to spend some time with them and try to figure out which one he might be. I'm betting it's Happy.

You're awful, lol

I'm just telling you what I heard.

So how about that Ariel girl eh? Isn't that just disgusting? It's unnatural is what it is!

You know, I heard Snow White's claiming all seven are actually her children, but they have that ageing disease, as a con to sue the prince for child support.

A little bird told me that Tiana is on medication for having some many warts from kissing a frog. But you didn't hear it from me.

Another bird told me that Pocahontas has been put in a mental institution b/c she talks to a tree all the time...poor girl.

And THEN I heard that they will all appear on a "Where Are They Now" episode...that won't be pretty with all the shit they've got themselves into...some "role Models".

Oh, yeah, and Aurora will appear on the next episode of Intervention b/c of her drug habit.

Apparently this "Cindererlla" had her house condemned b/c it was infested with rodents...ick.

*gasp* NOoooo! She's claiming they have Progeria?! That's...that's just horrible. I never!

And that makes so much sense because Barbara Walters just told me that she's trying to get a tv series deal with TLC just like Kate Gosselin but Snow White is short one fast-aging baby.

Well you know them birds DreamyGal, you can never rely on them to get their stories straight....unless it was pigeon. They're usually trustworthy.

Well, she'll have enough money to adopt another one soon, you didn't hear it from me but she has the poor abused guys working in a mine till she has enough money to get her stepmother assasinated.

Well, the bird TOLD me he was a pigeon...but he didn't fool me. He was a seagull. Then the bastard insulted me by saying I needed a "dinglehopper"...WTF?!

No Asvini that's Brad & Angelina. ....or was it Madonna?

THEN he asked me if I would like to blow on his "snarfblatt". That's when I decided to leave.

Oh snap DreamyGal I hope you bitchsplapped that gull!

I got a letter from Belle the other day. She claims that this castle she's living in is "enchanted", ok...what has SHE been smoking.

"oh, I used to be a mermaid. But don't worry, I'm a human now and I have legs." OMG!!

In today's world, I think this would definitely have the most rumors and gossip.