MADAME MIM
Now what do u think, boy? Who's the greatest?
ARTHUR
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
MADAME MIM
And he must see something good in you.
ARTHUR
Oh, I suppose so.
MADAME MIM
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
MADAME MIM
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
ARTHUR
D-destroy me?
MADAME MIM
Yes, I'll give u a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, u know.
MADAME MIM
Well, come on, boy, get going. u have to stay on your toes in this game.
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Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?
MADAME MIM
Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
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Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis... and you've caught me, Mim!
MADAME MIM
What!
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Oh it's not too serious madam, u should recover in a few weeks and be as good, uh... he-he, I mean, as *bad* as ever. But I would suggest plenty of rest, and lots and lots of sunshine.
MADAME MIM
I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! I hate it! I hate, hate, hate...!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Say, lad, did u know that I can make myself uglier yet?
ARTHUR
That would be some trick - I mean...
MADAME MIM
Wanna bet?
MADAME MIM
Boo!
ARTHUR
Oh!
MADAME MIM
u see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARTHUR
Oh, I'm not really a sparrow, I'm a boy.
MADAME MIM
A boy?!
ARTHUR
Merlin changed me with his magic, he's the world's most powerful wizard.
MADAME MIM
Merlin? [laughs] Oh, Merlin - the world's most powerful bungler. Why, boy, I've got meer magic in one little finger! Now don't tell me you've never heard of the marvelous Madame Mim?
ARTHUR
Well, no, I don't guess so.
ARCHIMEDES
Madame Mim! [flys off] Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens.
MADAME MIM
Why, boy, I'm the greatest! I'm truly marvellous! [sings] With only a touch, I have the power, zim-zam-rim-vim, to whither a flower. I find delight in the gruesome and grim--
ARTHUR
Oh, that's terrible.
MADAME MIM
Thank you, my boy. But that's nothing, nothing to me. Because I'm the magnificent, marvellous, mad Madame Mim!
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What's going on, boy?
ARTHUR
They're having a wizard's duel. What's that mean?
ARCHIEMDES
Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves into different things in an attempt to destroy one another.
ARTHUR
D-d-destroy?
ARCHIMEDES
Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.
MADAME MIM
Now, if u don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them!
MADAME MIM
[to Archimedes] I'll take care of u later, feather-brain. [to Merlin] Rule 1: No mineral of vegetable, only animals. Rule 2: No make-believe things like, oh, roze dragons and stuff. Rule 3: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule 4: No cheating.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME MIM
Now, first of all, if u don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES THE OWL
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em.
MADAME MIM
I'll take care of u later, feather-brain.
MADAME MIM
Rule One: No mineral of vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, roze dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule Four: No cheating.
Now what do u think, boy? Who's the greatest?
ARTHUR
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
MADAME MIM
And he must see something good in you.
ARTHUR
Oh, I suppose so.
MADAME MIM
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
MADAME MIM
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
ARTHUR
D-destroy me?
MADAME MIM
Yes, I'll give u a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, u know.
MADAME MIM
Well, come on, boy, get going. u have to stay on your toes in this game.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 1 MERLIN
Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?
MADAME MIM
Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MERLIN
Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis... and you've caught me, Mim!
MADAME MIM
What!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MERLIN
Oh it's not too serious madam, u should recover in a few weeks and be as good, uh... he-he, I mean, as *bad* as ever. But I would suggest plenty of rest, and lots and lots of sunshine.
MADAME MIM
I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! I hate it! I hate, hate, hate...!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Say, lad, did u know that I can make myself uglier yet?
ARTHUR
That would be some trick - I mean...
MADAME MIM
Wanna bet?
MADAME MIM
Boo!
ARTHUR
Oh!
MADAME MIM
u see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARTHUR
Oh, I'm not really a sparrow, I'm a boy.
MADAME MIM
A boy?!
ARTHUR
Merlin changed me with his magic, he's the world's most powerful wizard.
MADAME MIM
Merlin? [laughs] Oh, Merlin - the world's most powerful bungler. Why, boy, I've got meer magic in one little finger! Now don't tell me you've never heard of the marvelous Madame Mim?
ARTHUR
Well, no, I don't guess so.
ARCHIMEDES
Madame Mim! [flys off] Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens.
MADAME MIM
Why, boy, I'm the greatest! I'm truly marvellous! [sings] With only a touch, I have the power, zim-zam-rim-vim, to whither a flower. I find delight in the gruesome and grim--
ARTHUR
Oh, that's terrible.
MADAME MIM
Thank you, my boy. But that's nothing, nothing to me. Because I'm the magnificent, marvellous, mad Madame Mim!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARCHIMEDES
What's going on, boy?
ARTHUR
They're having a wizard's duel. What's that mean?
ARCHIEMDES
Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves into different things in an attempt to destroy one another.
ARTHUR
D-d-destroy?
ARCHIMEDES
Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.
MADAME MIM
Now, if u don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them!
MADAME MIM
[to Archimedes] I'll take care of u later, feather-brain. [to Merlin] Rule 1: No mineral of vegetable, only animals. Rule 2: No make-believe things like, oh, roze dragons and stuff. Rule 3: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule 4: No cheating.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME MIM
Now, first of all, if u don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES THE OWL
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em.
MADAME MIM
I'll take care of u later, feather-brain.
MADAME MIM
Rule One: No mineral of vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, roze dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule Four: No cheating.
