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(A/N: I WAS EATING oranje FLAVOURED POPPING CANDY LAST NIGHT)

-DUNCAN'S P.O.V-

"What have u got there?" Courtney looked at the packet of candy in my hand.

"Candy" i smirked as she looked lustily at the candy.

'Hmm, she must have a guilty pleasure for candy' i thought.

"Do ya want some?" i wiggled my eyebrows suggestively.

"Yes- er- i mean no!" she blushed beetroot as she realised what i meant.

"I meant the candy, einstein" i lied, and smirked as i'd baited her.

"Oh, i thought u meant- never mind" she turned away and walked down the high straat at a fast pace.

I ran up to her and said, "What did...

Welcome Total Drama fans. This season will be all about bringing back 14 Total Drama contestants, past and present. From our original cast, geeky ninja Harold. zei Chris, as Harold was tossed from the plane door Chef From the Revenge of the Island cast, cadet Brick. zei Chris as Brick was tossed from the plane door Chef Also from our original cast: queen bee Heather. zei Chris as Heather was tossed out of the plane door Chef. u know? Let's make it snappy and get to introducing the other contestants. zei Chris The other contestants, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Duncan, Jo, Lightning, Izzy, Courtney,...

Last time on total drama island! The team came back! Courtney and Duncan kissed A LOT.
(Theme song)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Whistling in tune)
Courtney woke up with a smile. Justin walked...

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duncan's pov

It was Justin, it's like he gets up in the mornings to make my life hell. Also, he thinks my name is towel boy. Anyway that's not the shocking part; with him was Courtney, Hot Courtney from last night. I am completely sure that she was not here yesterday, at least not on my shift. I would definitely have noticed that body walking around.
Okay, here she comes. Damn she's gorgeous.
"Hi,"she said, she looks up from her bag, "Oh, I know you, you're Duncan, right?" I sort of zoned out as I looked into her onyx eyes.
"Riiiight?"
"Oh yeah,"I said, "Here's your...

Courtney's POV

I was sitting in court. No sign of Duncan. I knew he'd never take this seriously.

Judge: well since the husband is not present Im assuming full custody of your soon to be new born child goes to the defendant. Do u have the papers and the signature from your spouse.

Courtney: yes mam.

Judge: perfect, well if there are any objections to this divorce of reasons for the defendant to deny claims to the divorce.
(I have no idea what that means I just made it up.) please speak now.

Duncan: OBJECTION. what ever that means.

Judge: would someone remove him!

Duncan: wait I have something...

Courtney-

It happened. No not that I mean pregnancy. Somehow I managed to get drunk out of my mind. Then I just woke up the volgende dag pregnant. I always speak things into existence. Man if I hadn't sent that text to mystery women maybe that wouldn't of happened. Still I can't even figure out how this would've happened I always use protection... Except for yesterday. Dang it! I still don't know how this would've happened I'm pretty sure Duncan doesn't want a baby. Wait Duncan! I forgot to tell him.

I got into the car and causally walked to the office and they let me in since I'm duncan's wife....

Duncan's pov

She sat there ready for the bad news. I couldn't bare to tell her so I made something up.

Duncan: I love you.

She smiled.

Courtney: I love u too.

She started kissing me again. We just resumed what we were doing before.

Courtneys pov

I almost made him tell me. There's gotta be a way I can make him crack. I got it! It'll take a while but I think I know how to break him. Meanwhile I was kinda enjoying this so I just un buttoned his overhemd, shirt and " let him have it".

The volgende morning
Duncans pov

I woke up my hair was messy and lips kinda hurt from all that kissing. I glanced at the clock....

~Easy come.Easy Go. That's just how u live ohh take take take it all but u never give~ I stood there in my room, me and Duncan got back together but it just doesn't feel right. He took a lot of my money but won't say thanks of give me something in return. ~Should've known. u was trouble from the first kiss.Had your eyes wide open.Why were they open?~ I remembered back on TDI when we had our first kiss.It just didn't feel right.Bridgette zei she was watching and his eyes was open the whole time,well until the end of it.Everyone kept telling me he was trouble but i couldn't see through...

Vampire Diaries; Chapter 2.

".. Excuse me?" I asked, bewildered.
Duncan smirked and ran his hand through his thick hair. He then looked over at me with the same hostile look. Our eyes locked again but this time I was glaring. Anger boiled inside of me like there was no tomorrow.
"Exactly, who do u think u are?" I grimaced and stuck my finger into his ripped chest.
"That maybe a mystery from now... til forever." He smirked.
Ring.
He swiftly stood and snatched his boeken gracefully. I watched intently as the most rudest boy in the universe had hurt me without knowing. I shook myself awake...

 Vampire Diaries; Chapter 1. 

 Oranges and browns. Browns and oranges. 
  I couldn't help but laugh as I fell into the big pile of oranje and brown. The oranges crunched and the browns perished into smaller browns. 
  "Enjoying yourself?" Bridgette asked. I rolled my eyes and she helped me out of the leaves. Fall was hitting Vancouver quickly. Rain was becoming meer predictable and the winds were getting icy door the minute. Something that always bothered me was that I never changed. I would just be a plain pigeon in a flock in flamingos. 
 Bridgette and I started to continue our walk...

Duncan's pov
Has this really happen to me? The one i loved,the one i adored,the one i had always wanted to hold to kiss, to to take the innnocence's from then clam her as my own... has she really left me of is this a dream, of should i say.. nightmare..
i can't just let her get away like this. Out of all the times i zei i loved her she acted like im was telling a lie. I wish i could feel her one meer time just once...

i walked down the halles to my locker. i diden't stop to talk to anybody who tried to talk to me.
I only walked with a blank look on my face. It's been like this for about 2 whole...

Unknowned pov.(but it's not that hard to figer out)

Running on the cold ground,no shoes,i liked it.I liked the way the cold ground aginst me feet felt,it reminded me of u and your icy cold pale white skin,along with your icy blue eyes that turned the color of dark blood red lustful eyes,i loved them,i loved you.So make me stop running from what im feeling,stop me from running in to someone else is arms.Do u really love me,or lust for me...for my blood?,if u love me stop me,from running,stop me from saying,i don't love you,stop me froming going to someone eles,stop me.

I gasped as i awoke...

It was the last box I could carry. Everything else, wasn't worth another trip back. I mean I filled up the entire truck.

This seemed like a good neighborhood, lots of nice houses. So I thought I could verplaats here. I went inside my house and realized how empty it looked. My tiny stuff in a giant house. It looked like I lived alone...because I did. I think I'm gonna have to go furniture shopping.

I clasped on my coach and took a heavy breath, from carrying all those stuff. I stretched door body, and sat back up. I got up and started to pace around my house.

My house had a huge kitchen, which lead...

Courtney's POV.

RING.

RING.

RING.

"Hello?" I answered my cellphone.

" Hi Princess, do u want to watch a movie tonight?"

"Uhm Yeah, sure!"

"Okay perfect! I'll pick u up at 7:00!"

"Okay bye!"

"Bye!"

Then he hung up. I looked at my watch, and saw it was 5:00. "Shit i only have 2 hours to get dressed!" i thought to myself. I took a showr and found my favoriete dress. It was a purple, short dress. I relly loved it, because it was so simple. I got dressed, and put on my make-up, and waited for Duncan. It did'nt take him so long to come.

"Hey Beautiful" He zei and gave me a hug. "Ready for the movie?"

"Sure,...

Hey, no-one else thought of doing a Shrek and DxC cross-over parody so i thought, hey, what the heck, i'll do one myself. Here's the characters in my story "Shrek: The Ogre and The Princess"

Duncan:
Shrek

Courtney:
Fiona

Heather:
The Evil Enchantress/Fairy Godmother (Filip's mother, Courtney's and Amii's step-mother)

Justin:
Prince Charming (The Evil Enchantress'/Fairy Godmothers 16 jaar old son and Filip's half-brother)

DxCSweetie92 (Callie):
Roxii (Duncan's ex girlfriend, The Evil Enchantress'/Fairy Godmothers 16 jaar old daughter, Prince Charmings sister and Filip's half-sister)

232dxc (Delilah):...

Five months down four to go…

I swear Courtney’s mood swings are driving me up the wall.

Like just yesterday I told her I would have to stay a couple meer hours at work…

Flash back

“Courtney I have to stay a couple meer hours at work today okay?”

I glanced at her while she was eating her cookie, her and her addiction to koekjes, cookies ugh…

“Why Duncan? Why do u always have to do what is best for you? What about me and the baby!?”

I sighed and rubbed my temple. She’s always like this nowadays, happy one minuut then sad of angry the other.

“I am thinking about you, we need the extra money...