Favourite Glee quotes!?

I have two;

Rachel: I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: One dag when you're older, that will turn out to be a good thing.

And;

Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to LIVE!

Rachel Berry: Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes u special, right?

"Okay, does everybody brush their teeth after every meal?"

Brittany: I rinse my mouth out with soda after every meal... I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist


OMG I LOOOOVE HER XD

I have a few...
Sue Sylvester - Santana! Wheels! Gay Kid! Come on verplaats it! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! Shaft!

Rachel: "You may think that every guy in school would totally, want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date."

Rachel (in super speedy voice from when she gets high in Vitamin D) - Thank u so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's teens, we've chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with ecomonic uncertainty and unbridled social war because, if there's two things America needs right now, it's sunshine and optimism ... and angels.

Brittany- "Dolphins are just gay sharks."
Santana- "I want you, I do!"
hulst, holly Holiday(Gwyneth Paltrow)- "Let's go get some tacos!"

Sam- "Just be u and the sexy will flow through.
Lauren- "I look like America looks, and like America I need meer than just a song to get my juices flowing"
Finn- "I'll pee in cup. I'll pee."

~It's gonna be abulous
~There's no carpool ride to Sexy
~Damn those cool ranch doritos
-Sam Evans

"Mr Schuester can we do (random song)?" "Uh no. Guys guess what? I found a journey song that we haven't done yet!"-Rachel and Will

"I'm like Tinkerbell, i need applause to live!"-Rachel

quinn-(1) god bless the perv that invented these. remember the power motto, girls: "it's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing". (2) i used to have abs!

brittany-(1) i'm mike chang. (2) last year, i left my kous up during christmas vacation. and when we got home, a whole family of mice started living in it. their christmas gift to each other was rabies. (3) i don't want to die yet...at least not until 'one boom hill' is cancelled.

artie-i told my mom i want one thing for christmas this year: stop friend-requesting me on facebook

santana-it's okay. most of this isn't mine anyway.

lauren-actually, you're just a bitch!

kurt-(1) one day, you'll all work for me. (2) no, it's the song. it's really gay. (3) they're gonna throw furt at us, and i just got a facial!

mercedes-whoa, whoa, hell to the no!

tina-other asian

sue-becky, go into the glovebox of my lecar and bring me my tear gas!

mr. figgins-tik and also tok door rapper ke dollar sign ha...

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge! How many tennis balls can u fit in there?
xD
Puck: Leggo my eggo

Brittney: Finn can fly?

Will: And Sam u will be the creature
Sam: Of the black lagoon?

Emma: The only life worth living is one you're really passionate about

Puck: I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!

Puck: Rachel was a hot jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.

Rachl: Being a part of something special makes u special, right?

"Sometimes being special sucks."
-Mr. Shu

"It looks like a Jewish cloud."
-Brittney, feeling some guys afro

I have a lot meer but those are 2 of many!

Figgins: Performing the hit song Tik and also Tok door rapper Ke and dollar sign ha :D
Blaine: It is so cool that u and Kurt are brothers! Right? Brothers! Wow. You’re so tall.
Sue: I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.

Blaine:It's so cool that u two are brothers!Right?brothers!Wow.you're so tall

He was drunk:p

"They took my waffles"


Lol I love Noah <3

"It taste like pink!!!PIIIIIINKKK!!!" Soooo funny XD