Santana (turning to Finn): What the hell do u want?
Kurt and Rory: Finn?
Finn: u have to stop doing this.
Santana: Why should I?
Finn: Your mother's waiting on u in the car.
(Finn and Santana turn towards a black, shiny car where Mrs. Lopez was sitting alone inside and smoking on a cigarette.)
Santana: So what?
Finn: She told me that if u don't go to her now, she'll...smack the weave out of your hair and take u from Lima Heights Adjacent down to the fiery streets of hell.
(Rolling her eyes, Santana walked to her mother's car and went home. The Troubletones and the Cheerios all left home pagina as well, leaving Finn to help Kurt and Rory out with all the mess.)
Rory: Thank u so much, Finn Hudson.
Kurt: What are we going to do now? She's out of control.
Finn: I'll think of something. Until then, let's get u guys cleaned up.
(The volgende day, Finn and Rory were in the library, reading comic boeken and listening to rock and roll music. Rory couldn't seem to understand the muziek at all, so Finn was educating him.)
Finn: This song, "Jailhouse Rock" is door Elvis Presley. u may have heard of him before.
Rory: I believe I had. I listen to this on the radio when I get up early in the morning.
(At that moment, Rachel showed up with a piece of paper in her hand.)
Rachel: Hello Finn, Rory.
Rory: Good day, Ms. Berry.
Finn: What is it now, Rach?
Rachel: I finally got it.
Finn: Got what?
Rachel (holding the piece of paper in Finn's face): My Christmas list.
Finn: But that doesn't start for another few weeks.
Rachel: I understand. Consider this to be a few-weeks-before-Christmas shopping trip for u then. It's not that much...just 5 things is all I need.
Finn (looking at the list, shocked): A 52-inch flatscreen TV, a goud convertible, two tickets for "Romantic Airwaves"--
Rachel: That's for the both of us.
Finn: A slushie machine with only purple slushie in it, and...for Finn to verplaats in with me.
Rory: Are u guys considering getting married at any time soon?
Finn: No. Hell, no. (He turns to Rachel.) Rachel, I can't afford to get any of this, especially the last part!
Rachel: u zei u loved me.
Finn: Not like that.
Rachel: But I--
Finn: Will u get the hell out of this scene?! Rory and I were having a friendly bromance and doing nothing but reading comics and listening to hit jams, and u completely ruined if for the both of us.
Rory: Would u be mad if I zei I thought this was hilarious?
Rachel: Finn, u can't--
Finn (gushy and friendly-like): Bye, bitch.
(Rachel stood there with her jaw dropping to the ground, and she left out of the bibliotheek feeling embarrassed.)
Finn: She's so clingy and needy. I hope she doesn't ask for me volgende Christmas. I just hope Ryan will get her to therapy volgende season.
(While Finn and Rory were talking, Mike and Tina were sitting at the couches. Tina seemed annoyed, but Mike was engaged in the conversation.)
Tina: Why are u even listening to that?
(Silence.)
Tina: Excuse me?
(Silence.)
Tina's Thoughts: He never listens to me.
(Tina got up and went to the librarian at the desk. She seemed to be engaged in the conversation as well.)
Tina (whispering): Can u get them to stay quiet, please?
(The librarian didn't do anything but shush her.)
Tina (whispering): Librarian...ma'am--
Librarian: Young lady, get out.
Tina: But--
Librarian: You're being really disruptive.
Tina's Thoughts: I can't be disruptive. I only whispered. What does she even see in me that makes me so disruptive?
Librarian's Thoughts: Damn, even her thoughts won't shut up.
(Tina was now in the hallway. Finn and Rory had already left a minuut before she did to get some snacks at the vending machine. Just then, there was a loud crash.)
Tina: What was--
Finn: Tina, can u please keep it down out there? I'm trying to save Rory here.
(All of the students, including Tina, ran in the cafeteria. Rory was lying on his back, crying and feeling pain.)
Finn's Thoughts: Santana.
Well, that's Chapter Twelve. What did u think?
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