Jeff Conaway

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Rock
Hudson lost his hart-, hart to Doris Day
I don't drink of swear, I won't rat my hair,
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would u pull that crap with Annette?
As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what u wanna do
u got your crust, I'm no object of lust,
I'm just plain Sandra Dee Elvis,
Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee

Stranded at the drive in, branded a fool,
What will they say
Monday at school?
Sandy, can't u see, I'm in misery
We made a start, now we're apart,
There's nothin' left for me
Love has flown all alone,
I sit and wonder why-y-y oh why u left me,
oh Sandy
Oh Sandy, maybe someday, when highschool is done
Somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one
In heaven forever and ever we will be,
oh please say you'll stay,
oh Sandy Sandy my darlin', u hurt me real bad,
u know it's true
But baby, u gotta believe me when I say,
I'm helpless without you
Love has flown all alone, I sit,
I wonder why-y-y oh why u left me,
oh Sandy Sandy,
Sandy, why-y-y-y,
oh Sandy