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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a vraag a bit geleden asking what bothers u about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if u haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, u probably...

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96 Reasons Why Harry Potter Sucks

posted by omg_stop

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides door calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets u a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE jaar OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The boeken aren’t well written, just because u make up...

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A somewhat logic behind the depression of Bella zwaan-, zwaan as seen in New Moon.

posted by KatiiCullen94

I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give u a little meer open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, u survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written door me. It was written door the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic of emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story of novel of what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

…

The concept of plot and the associated concept...

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of u might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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J.K. Rowling VS Stephenie Meyer

posted by hpotterforever7

Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter auteur J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy writing to attend the ster studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight auteur Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that writing is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature vampires with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

The Breakdown of Werewolves

posted by TheFangirl101

A werewolf, door most common lore, is a human that has been bitten door another werewolf, so zei human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten door Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another populair example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing u must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his of her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This artikel was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.

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Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter!!

posted by edwardsgurl2012

(i have edited this artikel so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell u why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are reading that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child veilig book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 jaar old...

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~Twilight Jokes~

posted by nessienjake

Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also geplaatst on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen

Q: What to Edward and a Christmas boom have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what u are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much u mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: u know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do u kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her boeken and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward u suck!!!!

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My Response to '3000 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter'

posted by MirrorHallow

Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the writing is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts of sits all dag drinking bier and watching...

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Bella vs. Luna

posted by i-am-mariella

I’ve seen articles, like bri-marie’s, comparing Bella, Twilight’s “heroine” to the girls and female role models of the Harry Potter boeken like Hermione and Ginny. I agree with them whole-heartedly and I am happy to follow in the footsteps of strong women from Harry Potter – like Ginny, who is fierce and pretty bad-ass and just globaal, algemene a strong female, and Hermione, who is studious and smart and witty and the boys often rely on her skills and “genius.” Because let’s face it – and Ron says it himself – where would they be without Hermione?
So I wanted to make my own because...

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Voldemort vs. The Volturi

posted by KateKicksAss

After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few meer assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...

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10 Reasons I Can't Stand Bella zwaan-, zwaan

posted by TriaRose

Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect u and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the volgende “big thing.” Being in middle school, the volgende “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t love it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, of cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...

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From Twihard to Potterhead

posted by RonGetYourWand

As u can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The bibliotheek didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of u like Bella and many of u hate her.But I love Ginny meer than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that u don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and vrienden when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight: The Reasons that Don't Count 1-500

posted by youknowit101

Here's a lijst of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, of just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many fans are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read door any age group. Twilight is geared meer towards angst 15 jaar olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with u as u read. The first boeken start out fairly tame but mature as u mature....

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Snape's relationship with Harry

posted by PotterForever

Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in love with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his love for...

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Just remembered an artikel about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an artikel about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the artikel says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. recent reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...