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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a vraag a bit geleden asking what bothers u about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if u haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, u probably...

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96 Reasons Why Harry Potter Sucks

posted by omg_stop

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides door calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets u a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE jaar OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The boeken aren’t well written, just because u make up...

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of u might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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"Bella is a Mary Sue"

posted by TheBreeze

Everytime I read an anti Twilight article/poll/etc, I see the same point in each.

"Bella is a Mary Sue!"

I don't understand this. The term Mary Sue suggests a perfect person, a person with no flaws, a type of character most people detest reading about. And Bella seems to have been labelled as this a lot. And yet, the same people, who label her as a Mary Sue will complain oh how Bella mistreats her friends, what a coward she is, how dependent on men she is, how silly she is, how whiny she is and the much used: She keeps droning on, and on about Edward!

How does this argument make sense? In one line the writer is stating how perfect she is, the other, how annoying and stupid she is.

Explain to me please?

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J.K. Rowling VS Stephenie Meyer

posted by hpotterforever7

Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter auteur J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy writing to attend the ster studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight auteur Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that writing is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...

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Voldemort vs. The Volturi

posted by KateKicksAss

After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few meer assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...

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Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter!!

posted by edwardsgurl2012

(i have edited this artikel so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell u why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are reading that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child veilig book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 jaar old...

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1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight: The Reasons that Don't Count 1-500

posted by youknowit101

Here's a lijst of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, of just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many fans are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read door any age group. Twilight is geared meer towards angst 15 jaar olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with u as u read. The first boeken start out fairly tame but mature as u mature....

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The Death Eaters vs The Volturi

posted by harrypotterbest

The Volturi and The Death Eaters have a lot in common. This artikel points out the features of The Death Eaters that the Volturi seem to have as well.
Before I begin, u have to remember that The Death Eaters were here first – so the Volturi copied them, not the other way around. Now, the leaders of the Volturi are –unless I’m very much mistaken – Aro, Marcus, and Caius. The leader of The Death Eaters is Lord Voldemort.
The Dark Lord can perform Legilemency, which is rather like mind reading, whatever Snape says. Aro can read minds too. The Dark Lord needs eye contact, Aro needs a...

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Snape's relationship with Harry

posted by PotterForever

Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in love with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his love for...

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Just remembered an artikel about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an artikel about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the artikel says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. recent reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

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The *Kookiest* products from HP and Twilight

posted by woofbark

Okay, so HP and Twilight are good boeken and movies. But, in order to make money, companies have made some rather.....dumb (or as I say, "Kooky," because it sounds better) products.
I'm not talking about the companion boeken of the HP wands that actually shoot out a fog patronus at the tap of a button. The ones that I will be discussing will be listed below. I will tell the name of the project, 1-10 on the "Kookiness" (nice word, right?) scale (One meaning not kooky, 10 meaning it should be taken off the shelves). Then, I will give a brief beschrijving of the product and why it is so useless....

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The Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers

posted by woofbark

It was a gloomy night as the members of the Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers sat around the tafel, tabel and started the meeting.
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of u like Bella and many of u hate her.But I love Ginny meer than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that u don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and vrienden when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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Meyer Arrested: a fanfiction

posted by GemonkDruid

A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, u know? And before u do anything, just to let u know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione of anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged door worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...

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My Response to '3000 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter'

posted by MirrorHallow

Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the writing is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...

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10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

posted by missdada15

J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.

10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an artikel on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this artikel and i think u will too.

10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.

J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death of justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written door me. It was written door the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic of emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story of novel of what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

…

The concept of plot and the associated concept...

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Bellatrix vs Victoria: Who's the Better Villaness?

posted by PotterLambert93

I'm going to start doing artikels like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.

Before u guys start, let me tell u my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.

Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)

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20 reasons why I hate Twilight

posted by HaleyDewit

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches u when u sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...