- George: "I wish old Uncle Bilius was still with us, though; he was a right laugh at weddings..."
-Fred: "...before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party. He used to down an entire bottle of firewhiskey, then run onto the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his –"
- Hermione: "Yes, he sounds a real charmer."
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- Fred: "That's not what he said."
-George: "Would u like us to clean out your ears for you?"
- Fred: "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
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-Fred and George: "Wow – we’re identical!"
-Fred: "I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking."
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