1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.
2. Tell her McGonagall zei that her globaal, algemene OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When u ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells u it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are u so upset? I thought u valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's artikel about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that "Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his hart-, hart out."
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts door saying: "It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!"
10. In lessons, always answer vragen door heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells u that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because u were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her, "Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you" - every dag for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, "Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?"
14. Quote Malfoy. "Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."
15. When gegeven a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice: "No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!"
2. Tell her McGonagall zei that her globaal, algemene OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When u ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells u it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are u so upset? I thought u valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's artikel about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that "Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his hart-, hart out."
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts door saying: "It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!"
10. In lessons, always answer vragen door heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells u that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because u were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her, "Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you" - every dag for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, "Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?"
14. Quote Malfoy. "Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."
15. When gegeven a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice: "No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!"
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters dag waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a hart-, hart appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the hart-, hart turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended door me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
door Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as u say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patroon, cartridge (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
u need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favoriete drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bed yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
door Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as u say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patroon, cartridge (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
u need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favoriete drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bed yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still love the auteur and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the boeken i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing auteur for a pairing.
