1. u tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written meer letters to them than u can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) u ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. u have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. u have meer pictures of them than u do of your own family.

6. u were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. u can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. u don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think u suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear u referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."