Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If u have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first vraag then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid kwis for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did u say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION u RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards u with his overhemd, shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do u do/say?
A. hallo sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have u done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his overhemd, shirt off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which u skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten door the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs u from behind and pushes u up against the shadowy wall- what are u thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE u ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life u crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as u keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that krat of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set brand to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: u did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do u like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for writing about her love child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, u know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I love Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved door you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved door u alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did u want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of love and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. door MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in love with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, u strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, u can rate of message me if u like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
Beware: If u have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first vraag then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid kwis for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did u say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION u RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards u with his overhemd, shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do u do/say?
A. hallo sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have u done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his overhemd, shirt off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which u skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten door the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs u from behind and pushes u up against the shadowy wall- what are u thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE u ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life u crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as u keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that krat of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set brand to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: u did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do u like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for writing about her love child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, u know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I love Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved door you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved door u alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did u want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of love and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. door MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in love with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, u strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, u can rate of message me if u like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
