1. Offer him pinda boter samenflansen, zachte toffee that u cooked yourself, and tell him that u named it Cornelius samenflansen, zachte toffee because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that limoen, kalk green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really meer of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, meer flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to kom bij a conga line with u and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much meer of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...
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